Midnight Shopping 

When a person goes to old, abandoned houses at night and finds antiques or other items and takes them home as av"souvenir ".

Look at this amazing antique record player my friend, Paul, found when he was out midnight shopping.

Midnight Shopping by Weird Gonzo May 13, 2022

Midnight stripper 

Someone who manages to take their clothes of in their sleep.

“Vivian! Why are you naked!?! You are sleeping on my couch!”
“Sorry, I’m a midnight stripper. It just happens.”

Midnight stripper by Jakemon00 January 13, 2023

Midnight Blizzard 

The act of generously coating your man crush's face with a thick batch of man chowder, with the aid of no less than four other men. All whilst he sleeps.

Cyrus: Dude, shut up and let me smatter his face with my love juice.
Domonic: Alright fine, but let me call three other guys. We'll make this a midnight blizzard.

Midnight Blizzard by Blizz-tacular January 20, 2009

midnight rape 

when a person wakes up in the middle of the night and decides to pleasantly surprise their partner by giving them amazingly good oral sex.

Ryan: I am so tired today!
Babs: Why is that?
Ryan: Because you midnight raped me last night!

midnight rape by nfr October 22, 2010

midnight run 

When people abandon their business and/or home, leaving quickly in the middle of the night. Abandoned houses will reveal clues about the former occupants. It is generally considered that people do a Midnight Run because of financial troubles, however it also may be to evade an abusive spouse, or to evade the law.

the mother and daughter who once lived in the building did a midnight run

midnight run by truckguy60 November 29, 2010

midnight pocket

Noun: A vagina. Coined by Frank Sinatra in his 1963 Las Vegas tour.

Slip it in her midnight pocket.

midnight pocket by Maurice Dowdry July 7, 2008

Midnight Poo 

Having to get up out of your warm bed past midnight to poo, but you hold it in until the last minute because you dread the cold air and toilet set.

Joe "Dang I gotta take a midnight poo, but im warm...maybe it'll go away."
5 minutes later...
Joe"Oh crap I gotta take a poo!! get out of my way granny that cold toilet seat is mine!"
Joe (post fecal deployment) "Brrrrrr"

Midnight Poo by YourAwesome! December 14, 2011