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mud mower

A really awesome lawn mower that is lifted and got nobby tires and light bars. It qualifies as a mud mower in Maine only you out of staters can shove it up your pussies. Mud mower are for men and sexy women that like to get down and dirt.
I rode my mud mower like I ride my women
by Mud Mower guy May 5, 2018
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West Virginian Lawn Mower

A west virginian lawn mower is when an individual cums into his hand and places his hand on his partner's unshaved pussy, gives it time to dry, then rips his hand away. Usually performs with said individual's mother.
Yo dawg i gave my mom a wild west virginian lawn mower last night, no shave november does have its benefits.
by boboscala November 18, 2014
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Mowery

An idividual who enjoys accepting and/or receiving copious amounts of unprotected anal intercourse without a reach around. The word can also be used as an adjective to replace the word gay.
Guy #1 "hey bro, don't you just love 'Brokeback Mountain'?"

Guy #2 "wow bro, we can't hang out anymore because you're sounding like a Mowery"
by POGs are gay April 23, 2009
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Meowmries

Memories...for cats!
Bob (the cat) has many meowmries from when he was a kitten.
by Kendelso(: February 21, 2011
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Mower

Somebody that smokes a lot of weed
Yo Justin's a (MOWER )

Or Let's go mow
by Mower 21 August 12, 2017
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Lawn Mower

Someone who eats the sac/pussy.
A hairy pussy specifically.
"Yo, kidd, you nasty eating dat gurrl like a lawn mower dat you r. Dat sac gotta b hairless nigga, u dun want a mouth full of hair"
by DamnIt69 May 11, 2010
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If the lawn mower don't start, how you gonna get the piano

That means you're a dumbass for looking this up
"If the lawn mower don't start, how you gonna get the piano"

Alex "wtf"
by Davifayanbule April 3, 2016
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