meathammer

a man's 5th appendage, usually located above the testicle region.

i slapped my meathammer on some bitches cottage cheese ass and left a mushroom brooze. She refuses to speak to me after the said event.

by kozimoto June 19, 2008

matchbook romance

the best band ever... it totally sucks that they broke up.

look up the song monsters by matchbook romance next time you can. it is my fave song by them.

by caitlin (mt) June 23, 2008

A Match Made In China

The opposite of "a match made in Heaven".

An imperfect, flawed or badly constructed relationship between two people.

Phrase used to describe a relationship which looks as if it will soon come to an end.

John and Stacy will never stay together, they're a match made in China.

by Grace ! March 28, 2010

matchsturbating

When your striking a match that just wont light, but yet you keep trying to strike it.

Steve, quit matchsturbating and just take out a new match, obviously that one is a dud.

by Acdcmonkey April 29, 2009

meatahol

An Alcoholic Beverage Made From Meat.

The Manliest Drink Ever.

Ahoy, we be drunk on meatahol.

by Jonathan L. Waldman May 22, 2007

too match

Used when someone is dressed in such a way that almost every single piece of clothing matches another one, creating an aesthetic excess.

–look at that girl over there: pink socks and pink hairband, baby blue shoes and baby blue shirt, and her earrings match her belt!
–that's definitely too match

by maschendrahtzaun January 2, 2009

PMS (pre match stress)

PMS (pre match stress) is used when going to watch your team play then after ward haveing a big brawl

"i got fukin PMS (pre match stress) lets go ave a few beveys"

by lewis jenkin July 16, 2008