marriage

My marriage was a trap.
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Marriage

a trap created by women that can lasts for life.
Ah man I fell into marriage with this one chick and now shes holding out her hand for all my hard work money each week.
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Marriage

Gods personal promise that men will meet their own demise
Doctor: this man looks like hes suffered by long term poverty and a life time devotion to his family, it appears he has been under alot of pressure

Nurse: So what has this man died of Doctor

Doctor: Six kids, a wife and poverty its obvious this man has died of Marriage
by blashada October 18, 2012
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Marriage

A cultural sanction that is out of date and not needed. Basically, a woman becomes a slave to her husband and must legally refuse her name thereby being robbed of her identity.
Alice Smith is now Mrs. Peter Asshole. She went through marriage yesterday.
by Thinking is not a crime May 28, 2009
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Marriage

the union of two people from opposite sex that are capable of reproducing on their own, not excluding those of opposite sexes that have problems with fertillity, they there for do not apply
"they can have a Marriage because one is a guy and one is a girl, not a man and a man, or a girl and a girl that i just wrong".
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marriage

the unfortunate act of when a man owns a woman and takes over all of her shit, including her house, cars, money and independence.
I can't believe I let that asshole I married own me.
by Pat January 05, 2004
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Marriage

In other words, legalized fucking.
You can't have sex until marriage! God has the right to dictate when, how, and whom you fuck with!
by Fleursdelily February 23, 2010
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