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DAD:
life's a crazy bag of marbles
one big, crazy bag of marbles
Blue marbles
red marbles
Half-transparent marbles with a fun swirl in them
Some marbles are even more interesting

Some marbles you think are going to be limited edition with king designs.
But then they're the equally limited, but much more surprising, "female" king marble.
Some argue that's debatably rarer.
I argue that's anxiety-inducing.
Some like to abduct smaller marbles.
Then you got to shoot that marble...
...'Cause its marble buddy brought a really big, black tentacle marble.
Marbles sure are random,
Especially when you force them into wheelchairs, Hold other marbles for ransom,
forge a magical pact with a marble that forces you to watch as they grovel in pain on the ground,
begging for the sweet release of marble death!
But you can't.
Because you signed a magical marble pact...
... and you can only watch... as its last marble breath... escapes... its marble... lips.

SON:
Dad?
Did marbles hurt you?

DAD:
No kiddo. I hurt me.
I also hurt marbles.
I feel worse about the marbles.
Marble by Okurin July 25, 2020

losing my marbels 

When someone is getting less concentrated, confused, or committing mistakes all the time then he is losing his marbels. It is related to the mental status of this person. It does not mean he is metally ill though.
I can not pass this exam. It seems I am losing my marbels

Stop thinking of her, you are losing your marbels

If I stayed unemployed any longer, I will lose my marbels
losing my marbels by bambastik January 14, 2010

Marble Balls 

When a man is cold, and his testicles shrink so badly that they feel as small as marbles.
Guy 1: Dude, it's so cold. It has to be about 5 degrees.
Guy 2: Hah, you probably got marble balls right now.
Marble Balls by RawrItsPanda November 12, 2009

Marblehead 

All right. This is it. We know most of Swampscott hates us, and vice versa. So this is gonna be fairly unbiased.

Marblhead, MA, is a fairly wealthy town in some spots (i.e. the neck). Others, it's usually just middle class. Marblehead sucks at lots of sports. The rich, annoying demographic of this town has very little to do with their time except drink and have sex. That's just the kids. The adults/parents are usually just as stuck up and annoying and "privliged" as the rest of them. People from Marblehead are overall bad drivers. But, this is only true within the wealthy and some middle class people. The rest are fairly normal citizens which happen to live in an upper-middle class town. The adults are usually ex-hippies or children of ex-hippies who settled down and moved to the suburbs. Therefore, the town is very liberal and kids will often grow their hair long or long-ish. Marblehead has a lot of drugs. Kids in the high school get stoned a lot. There you go.

Ta Da!
Man, I hate Marblehead.
Marblehead by Bob B. Bobenstein November 7, 2006

marblehead 

marblehead is a beautiful, historical town in massachusetts. It is directly on the water and is a big boating comunity. People are very friendly and tend to be well off. The schools are very good. marblehead celebrates creativity and is a very artistic place. borders swampscott and salem. Marblehead is home to some of the first colonists. People there are very good looking and athletic. Crime rate is low.
John: honey where should we move?
Jane: how about Marblehead? it will be a great place to raise our kids
marblehead by urbangurlie March 28, 2012

marblecake

“The first Anonymous video message to Scientology and the first three themes for the protests were cooked up in a collective that has come to be known as marblecake, because of one of the names for irc channels they used. Opinions on this group vary widely. Some consider them a sinister, secretive cabal bent on controlling Anonymous. Others, including participants, portray them as simply a creative collective who brainstormed and came up with good ideas, which were then adopted at large on their own merits because they were good ideas. Critics of the marblecake group, on the other hand, accuse MC of astroturfing and using sock puppets to manufacture support for their ideas, “leaderfagging,” and otherwise being bad in a variety of ways.”
Who is marblecake?
marblecake by NotMarbleCake April 15, 2009