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Manlepathy

A masculine metal connection between two males, where intent is shared and upon vocalization, realized.
Man #1: Hey bro, will you take out the trash?

Man #2: Was just on my way man.

Man #1: Oh, cool. Manlepathy.
by Garrison Bowers December 4, 2007
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Mangled Poon Per Hour

A unit of measure for describing the amount of poon one is receiving. Commonly refered to as MPH (the per is not counted) Derived from poon per hour, the mangled creates a recognizable acronym.

The MPH scale is from 0 to 6, 6 being a fuck fest, 0 being a virgin. Most lie between.
Oh man, he is getting so much pussy, his Mangled Poon Per Hour is at least a 5.

My Mangled Poon Per Hour just went up a notch if you know what I mean.
by theeyeofthetiger September 15, 2010
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Manber

A small, warm-blooded mamal; usually one with a light complextion and blonde fur. Manbers are extremely annoying and seem to really piss everyone off. Manbers speak English , but due to an excessively low I.Q., most of what they say makes no sense at all.
Don't you just want to punch that manber and throw it off a cliff?
by LDStef January 28, 2010
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manbeef

1 Good-looking muscular men collectively
2 the bodily appendage men possess, the love sword, the organ that begins with P and rhymes with the name of the goddess of love
1 -- look at all the manbeef in this strip joint
2 -- look at the size of the manbeef on that guy!
by Sparki October 6, 2003
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ManBearPig Hunter

A certain someone that excels in ManBearPigging. They go out specifically to grenade and get some just so it will make there friends happy. They do break the man code because they are getting with the ugly chick when its not necessary...but its all good...Some famous Hunters are the ones from ManBearPigHUNTER.com, (Nard, Drew, Nes, Dev, and of course THE MIZ)

They also must enjoy dominating these wild beasts
1. Look at that guy talking to the fat ugly manbear for no reason...he must be a manbearpig hunter
2. Trenkar is a new up and coming ManBearPig Hunter
3. God damn im in a slump cant get any hot girls looks like im just gonna have to get hammered and be the token manbearpig hunter for the night
by King of the manbearpigs April 20, 2009
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manbeast

a woman who was possibly fathered by a hillbilly backwoods man that's inbred and had sex with many farm animals. The woman is said to seek out affection from any sort of man or woman who is dumb enough to give it the time of day. They usually have sex with anyone and have kids with multiple partners to try and suck money out former men who were dumb enough to "tap that".
"I'm not sure what I slept with, it was like throwing a hot dog down a hall way, it also might have been tucking a penis, that thing is a real manbeast."
by liannalynn January 5, 2014
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manflesh

This term, derived from lord of the rings the two towers when:
orc 1: *snif sniff*
Orc 2: "what is it...what do you smell?"
Urak Hai: "MANFLESH"
MANFLESH
by O.S.O.K March 13, 2011
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