Malena

She is your friend that is depressed, even more than the rest. She is really sad even when her friends are glad. She plays video games to take away from the pain. She also listens to some dumb music sometimes.

"Are you Malena again"

"Yeah man...my parents just got divorced."

by ppispp November 15, 2018

maynard

Maynard is a condiment, the greasy mixture of mayonaise and mustard which is usually mixed to the eater's preference. It can be applied to any food, best on cheeseburgers.

I like to use maynard in my potato salad. Mayonaise and mustard are used in potato salad and it just seems right.

by rDoorn June 17, 2010

Maynard James Keenan

A short, but very talented little man who is the lead singer for the legendary hard rock band Tool. He has an incredible voice but thinks a bit too highly of himself, and pretty much thinks he and the band are more intelligent than anyone else. He basically thinks only he is the one who has the intelligent view on life. He really is intelligent, but he needs to chill out a bit.

Maynard James Keenan-I hate our fans. Every religion is false because I'm so intellectual. You're dumb because you have a different theory on the meaning of life than me. Everyone who lives in L.A. is a dipshit.

by The Mandon November 8, 2010

Malayna

Funny, awkward, tea spilling vegetarian, pumpkin spice latte drinker with a love for RuPaul and roasts

MALAYNA is LYFE LIKE #YAS

by Soo denim Ayyy Lias June 4, 2016

Maynard

A word commonly used in reference to someone who lacks sense.

Mary: Big test tomorrow, still going to party till dawn #yolo 😝
Cindy: Oh Mary...
Mary: What?
Cindy:You're such a Maynard.

by DisturbedFlamingo77 September 10, 2016

Maynards

When a man has very greasy balls due to excess sweat, giving the feeling as if someone had rubbed mayonnaise on his nards; hence the name Maynards.

When Jim went to feel his balls he realized he had Maynards, so he went and cleaned himself off.

by Emixam Noid March 30, 2008

Malyana

A female who works in Camden, but also doubles as a getaway driver for robberies in her free time. She never snitches and doesn’t know how to talk to law enforcement.

I am going to go rob a Chinese restaurant, but i need a Malyana.

by Malyana August 31, 2018