mullet burner

A mullet burner is the greatest fire one will ever get the chance to encounter... If lucky enough. They are generally -, almost always - created by a Tom. If you don't appreciate the mullet burner, leave.

"Look at that mullet burner!"
"You can't camp without a mullet burner."

by whatsapseudonymlol May 14, 2015

jerry mullet

A jerry-curled mullet. Business in the front, party in the back, and greasy all over.

Wow... he's innovating on the 80's. Check out that dude's jerry mullet.

by jodhisattva March 14, 2009

Dick Mullet

When a man has a thick happy trail leading to his freshly shaved genitals. It's a party on top, business on bottom type of look.

Dude, I just got a Dick Mullet!

by TheGang608 February 27, 2015

gay mullet

Anyone who actually looks good with a mullet

Fuck, did you see his new haircut, I swear it was a gay mullet

by Sexycoolgirl April 26, 2017

Devil’s Mullet

(noun): describes the look resulting from trimming/grooming visible frontal facing pubes, while leaving the taint and/or asshole region wild and unholy.

“Dan’s super hot; I wanna get with him.”
“Nah... I went down on him once and he rocks a gnarly devil’s mullet.”

by DevilMulletDan July 27, 2020

euro mullet

A European hairstyle similar to the mullet, typically styled into a fauxhawk both in the front and back.

Jörg's euro mullet is so fierce; all the chicks love his hair.

by Travis Crawford April 30, 2008

blind mullet

a floating turd

I was swimming in the ocean when a blind mullet drifted past me.

by Vegas March 22, 2003