Malachi

A stupid nonce that is ass at FIFA and built like joe

Malachi is a nonce

by Joseph youngsta January 10, 2022

MALACHIPHOBIA

Malachiphobia is the IRRATIONAL fear of 69420#4584. Only playa hatas have this fear... dont be a l-o-s-o-r guys!

"Im very scared of malachi."
"That means you have malachiphobia!"

by malachimizer January 2, 2023

Malachi

Malachi is a straight non homosexuel faggot. He has a gargantuan chode and likes ti rub it on his sleeping homies face. (They kinda like it). ALSO he has fatal testicularis brain aids. HE IS ALSO MAD AUTISTIC, i meant artistic and likes to draw little drawings of little people doing little people things and rub his little person on the drawings

John: Man Malachi is such a fuckin faggot cunt
Tot: He should kill himself.

by Your therapist May 17, 2023

Justin Michael Malachinski

A racist.

Did you know, Justin Michael Malachinski is a racist.

by cumwithoxiclean September 12, 2021

Malachi

Fucking retard ass

Oh look its Malachi hes fucking retarted

by Reallygooddabber November 26, 2019

Dirty Malachi

When a man gets pegged while listening to black metal

God I'm SO ready to get a Dirty Malachi later

by DirtyMalachi March 31, 2020

Malachi

Use to not get ho's but now they surrounding him 24/7. Funny asf will make u laugh ge might steal your girl but he dates thots. Has morals isn't evil and the ladies luv him. He retarded tho. Has rap skills and roasts tho 2.

"Damn Malachi just stole my gf" "He only dates thots call him Malachi" "Maitlin leave my room" "No Nigga gtfo b4 I call chioma to suck yo d" "Stfu maitlin your annoying u hang around that weird Alyssa I mean who tf would build a fort" "Shut yo ugly ass up Malachi chioma aint even wit u no more" "Maitlin ion want her She's a thot I will roast her ass so hard she gonna be lookin like burnt charcoal" "Omg Malachi your the best big bro"

by Yobootyeaterguy October 3, 2019