male egos

the belief that you are much better or more important than other people, or behavior that shows this

Man,male egos, I don't know how you guys make it through the day with them.

by Timo Qui May 4, 2008

male taylor

He has the worlds biggest dick 78 inches. He's a badass mother fucker.

Wow his dick is so big he must be a male taylor

by Dontcareboutyou April 7, 2017

male tears

Euphemism for semen, come, jizz, ejaculate, etc.

When she bent over in those yoga pants, I could not contain my male tears.

by Webb Davis September 6, 2014

male secretary

A person of the male gender who performs the work of a secretary.

Also see Administrative Professional.

That new male secretary was an excellent addition to the office staff!

by Hot Wings are Life July 16, 2017

male sex organ

a fucking penis you fucking moron
typically a term used by Fife's

"May I stick my male sex organ in your female sex organ?

by niggerstolemybike September 18, 2006

Male Rape

When a man is forced to engage in sexual intercourse with a woman, or orally/anally with another man(either gay or straight). This is done typically by drugging and/or power then sticking his erect penis(by use of Viagra) in the woman's vagina/ass/mouth or the man's ass/mouth. This also known as the type of rape no one cares about as woman are given priority, a reverse in roles.

Friend: DUDE! You look like you just went trough a war.
You: My older sister just raped me!
*Cries*
Friend: Man up you pussy! Male rape is nothing!
Girl: Ah, I just got raped!
Friend: That's so horrible, why don't you come in for some coffee?
*Winks at you*

by Archmaster October 9, 2013

male liquid appreciation

A protein supplement for the morally bankrupt, may also be used to fertilize human eggs.

This coffee is just terrible! If I didn't know any better I'd say a disgruntled employee cut it with two shots of male liquid appreciation!

by holybrittle December 26, 2011