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Fountain Logic

Is the belief that if you can't do push-ups, you cant succeed at life. Basic principle: If you can't do push-ups, you can't hold a job. If you cant hold a job, you can't support your family. If you cant support your family, your family starves.
Man, fountain logic has really got me down, I wont feed my family.
by Burningjoker December 15, 2010
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business logic

Meaningless programming related buzzword, used primarily in ".net shops". May be used interchangeably with "tiny gnomes".
In the model-view-controller design pattern, you implement your business logic on the controller objects.

In the model-view-controller design pattern, you implement your tiny gnomes on the controller objects.
by Aeva Ntsc June 9, 2012
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Asian Logic

Someone who makes decisions (typically financial ones) that contradict common sense and is unable to prioritize . This is typically found in Asian culture (i.e driving an expensive car but living in a dump)
Eugene spends $2000 on a holiday that he didn't want to go on but wont spend $350 on a lawn mower he needs regularly.
Eugene buys a big glass mirror costing hundreds of dollars and risks damaging it by carrying it home and not paying $50 for delivery. Eugene has Asian logic.
by Chu Mei May 20, 2017
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Blaine logic

When someone gets into a ridiculous scenario but it works out just fine
“Oh I snuck into a wedding” everyone is confused wondering how “oh it’s just Blaine logic”
by Lord of the lies November 30, 2020
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trophy logic

This is the idea that any footballer/manager of a football club who has won trophies in their career is better than one who has not.
By extension, the more trophies a player/manager has won the better said player is. It doesn’t account for a players technical abilities & overall scoring/defending records & in the case of manager, their tactical nouse, game & player management skills.
Central to this philosophy is that football, and any other sport is only about winning & no other metric should be used to judge how good or bad a player or manager is.
This idea is particularly popular on Twitter & is mostly associated with a bloke named Mike_LUHG
Example 1
Random Twitter user: What are your thoughts on Divok Origi?

MikeLUHG: He’s better than that serial loser Harry Kane. He (Origi) won Liverpool the Champions League 2018/19 & it’s no surprise that he won the league title in 2019/20, trophy logic has never failed me. Hope this helps.

Example 2
Random Twitter user 1: Luke Shaw has improved ever since Ole Gunnar Solkjaer took over from Jose Mourinho

MikeLUHG: Luke Shaw has bottled 18 trophies since he was released from the shackles of Jose Mourinho, the only manager in his career that he's ever won a trophy under. Hope this helps

Random Twitter user 2: Trophy logic wins again!!! 🏆
by Anti ArtetaSexual July 17, 2021
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Rimants Logic

Logistical thinking so outrageously terrible it could've only been thought up by Rimants.
"Why don't we just make all cars propelled by magnets?"

"Rimants logic."
by bensastian November 21, 2022
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more powerful than logic

behavior that is not carefully thought out. dominated more by the physical, than the mental; addiction/s, and sex, are examples of same.
dave got that fat girl 'prag-nut'? whats' up with that?? (response:) -that 'slop pumping' is more powerful than logic!

tina ate the whole 'pie' by herself, the sensation/s in her guts/taste buds were more powerful than logic!

DNA was eating a corrosive hole in his mind! his need for sex was more powerful than logic!

his need for sixteen more beers was more powerful than logic
by michael foolsley February 8, 2012
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