Light Yagami

God of the new world. He is justice and everyone should bow down to him. he has big pp

Friend: Hey wanna hang out
Me: sorry I have to pray today it's part of my religion
Friend: what's your religion
Me: kiraism, I must pray to god light Yagami 69 times a day
Friend: Let me join or I commit a sayori

by godlightyagami December 5, 2020

Just Light the Bag

Choosing the easiest and most satisfying way to resolve a situation even if it isn't necessarily the best way. Refers to the instructions found on a bag of instant light charcoal.

Person 1: I dunno...should I nail my best friend's mom?
Person 2: Just light the bag, man. Just light the bag.

by HddnPlace December 23, 2007

Lori Lightfooted

1: The inability to partake in social events or outings in response to Lori Lightfoot's extensive safety countermeasures enacted, aimed towards "flattening the covid curve". This is a term most applicable to those closer to downtown Chicago, but also to those who live within nearby areas.

Can also be shortened to just "Lightfooted", however this is an actual word with a totally different meaning. In this case, "Lightfooted" must be used in a bummed tone.

We would've gone to the club for my birthday, but we were Lori Lightfooted

by CrippiEinstein April 14, 2020

A light switch

Jacksfilms (a Youtuber) Asks for funny answers to questions on his "YAIY"(Yesterday, I asked you) series. Most answers are acquainted with light switches.

Jacksfilms: What turns you on?
Every commenter: A light switch

by Kennybunkport September 18, 2016

light yagami

a gay ass closeted twink from the anime/manga "death note." he dates misa amane to cover up the fact that he is a raging homosexual with a huge crush on his rival, L lawliet.

person 1: light yagami is a f*ggot
person 2: yeah

by lawli3t February 10, 2021

Back Porch Light

The act of penetrating a pen light fully into someone's ass while the light is on and facing out. Then turning out the lights in the room creating total darkness except for the back porch light.

Bengy went over to Harvey's house last night and left the Back Porch Light on all night.

by Glenegade March 3, 2011

Lighter taxer

Australian term for someone who pockets your lighter during a group session of smoking miscellaneous herbs with a bong. Usually done by accident.

Omg where's my lighter? Davo must have taxed it when he left. What a lighter taxer!

by Wired Infidel August 13, 2010