loser laps

The art of walking around the bar solo(or with a friend) after the ugly lights have come on due to the bar closing. Generally the aim is to find any female willing to go home and participate in sexual intercourse. Usually the participant has been shut down repaetedly thoughout the night and is very intoxicated.

Jason, ive seen you getting shut down all night, lets lower our standards and do loser laps untill we find some scraps.

by DirtDiddlerOnTheRoof August 3, 2011

izod lacoste

Izod and Lacoste are two seperate brands. Izod began in the 20th-century in London. The name acquired prestige and an American businessman, Vin Draddy, bought the name to start his own company in America. Lacoste was started by Rene Lacoste, a famous tennis player in 1933 in France. Izod acquired the license to produce Lacoste clothing in the U.S. These were known as Izod Lacoste. This partnership lasted until the mid 1990s, when Lacoste refused to extend its license to Izod on the grounds that Izod was not producing Izod Lacoste items to Lacoste quality standards.

Example is unnecessary for izod lacoste

by StevenX876 June 11, 2006

lagosaurus

an all knowing greek boy who thinks that he is the last dinosaur alive and lives in a jungle amongst primates.

Its a bird, its a plane, ITS A LAGOSAURUS! Where is my shot gun?

by Crystal McNeely December 1, 2006

laport

A rare name given only to people that can take an enormous amount of various drugs and still seek more.
A real laport has an indescribable love for hash, hashies or hasj preferably made in Afghanistan.

irc.quakenet.org #tstp pm laport if you can hook me up with some lsd

by laport October 9, 2008

Lapoop

A word that makes boys named Rowen angry

Chris - “Lapoop”
Rowen -“ I would be insulted but you two are simply too inferior for me to even care; the fact that argue in the first place when I am not the only person who sends shitty memes in the chat signifies your own ineptitude”

by goaliemaster19 May 19, 2020

Lajos

The end of a man's penis.

You are such a lajos.

by pollanot February 21, 2011

taking laps

a strategic form of smoking marijuana, driving on a specific track to lay low and smoke (often in neighborhoods), because moving targets are harder to catch

Hey man, you wanna come take a lap?

Im so ripped bro, me and Deebs just got done taking laps.

by Rambozzle May 10, 2011