langer

1. a prick

2. to be langered (drunk)

3. idiot

1. all teachers are langers

2. oh god my head i was langered last night

3. did ya see that langer over there he fell again

by chadsexington4 October 4, 2006

Linzer

1. Coolest Kid I Know.

2. Pastry sold at the local Bakery.

1. Yo! Lindsay is the Linzer!

2. That Linzer tasted so damn good.

by Jumbi Jr. January 28, 2009

Lannerz

One hot sexy gra, who any guy would wanna do

Dayummmm look at that lannerz I
ova dayaaaa

by Alana gross November 25, 2009

lantern flies

Native to Vietnam and China. Invasive to everywhere else. Currently fucking up the east coast of the u.s

“Dude, I killed so many lantern flies yesterday. I really care about nature.”

by TissuesAreCool September 24, 2019

landerkeif

It means you like big fat balls in your ass

“NIGGA EWWWW U IS A LANDERKEIF”

by landerkeif August 11, 2020

cant-o-lantern

a lantern that can or cannot be carved from a cantaloupe

i can't carve this cantaloupe into a cant-o-lantern... or can i?

by zia straffe September 13, 2011

Alabama Jack o Lantern

A festive Halloween sexual act that requires the working of fingers around the rim of the partners anus in order to widen the hole, also cleaning out any filth that might be discovered in the process (much like carving open the top of a pumpkin and cleaning it out). Once the anus has been loosened and cleaned, a lit flashlight is dropped into the anus, providing a captivating glow like a beautiful Jack-o-Lantern.

I thought the interior light was on in Pat’s minivan at the fall festival parking lot, but to my surprise, it was the soft glow from the Alabama Jack o Lantern he gave to Jeremy in the back seat!

by Zachzilla October 28, 2020