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chav language

Complete fucking nonsense, as the name suggests, this is a language spoken by nearly all chavs, regardless of gender or race. Depending on the area, chavs generally talk an assortment of dialects made up from cockney rhyming slang and its derivatives, latino phrases (people who use them usually think they are actually latino) and made up words. This is essentially a less sophisticated version of nadsat, that can be heard in a clockwork orange.
1-
Chav: Oi blud! you got a spare grout init?

Translation: Excuse me sir, do you have a cigarette to spare?

2-
Chav: Narr bruv, don't make me blaps you up init

Normal person: Speak English, not rediculous chav language, fucker.
chav language by barbah March 5, 2009

bromance language 

When two guys are completely inseparable and are so deeply in love with one another, in a non-homosexual way, that they develop a system of communicating with one another that only they understand.
phil: you be jonsing on them skoos?
broseph: tryna, c'est la vie.
phil: dip set, crazy!
tiny tim: i have no idea what you guys are saying, stop speaking your bromance language.

programming language 

A language created to write codes, that can make computers do things you don't want to.
Despite the belief, that some programming language is always the best choice, it's not. I can't make C++ write a website, or make JavaScript to build a open world 3D game, so stop the debate. If your goal is to work for a small company then JAVA or C# is your best bet. If you want to design games and media then learn C++. If you want to work for a big Fortune 100 company or for the government then learn COBOL. If you are interested in computer science and want to write utilities, operating systems, or compilers then choose C or assembly language.

license plate language 

(n)-The type of language used on license plates in which some words may be shortened in order to fit to correctly display the message the owner of the car may be trying to get across.
''WHTSUP''

''FRDAY13''

-Hey, what does that say?

''ILVYOU2''
-What?
''It says I love you two. It's license plate language.''
-Oh

coarse language 

coarse language is language considered inappropriate for children.
coarse language: fuck, sex, faggot,
coarse language by kraminka February 23, 2011

Slidin Language 

Speech during intoxication. Slurring or words that don't fit with each other.
An odd jump in a speech.
My man toked and after two hits he had the sliding language.
Slidin Language by Sun Rhythms October 13, 2004