Lemoned

Where you smoked so much fake weed yo stomach feel sour

Yo bro
What
I smoked the wrong shit
Nigga you lemoned

by LemonNigga101 February 4, 2016

Lavone

A beautiful girl who is a "p.i.m.p" she falls in love bt gets hurt in the end she still tries to love even tho she can't trust ppl in other words she Is the best

Omg Lavone I think you found the one

by Just another person ppl love June 18, 2018

Lavone

Will fight any how that comes here way she is a hood bitch that's about her shit

Lavone really on that !

by Dopeguurl July 16, 2017

Lemoned

Verb (past tense): intentionally deceived into buying faulty or defective merchandise.

Bro #1: "Man, I picked up a streetwalker last night and "she" whipped out a piece of man-meat bigger than mine."

Bro #2: "Homie, you got lemoned by a tranny."

-or-
"I went to the flea market and bought a used computer, but it doesn't work and he shop disappeared the next weekend. I got lemoned!"

by GrammarJunkie October 31, 2017

limonetos

A really exclusive sect. They’re known as the creators of everything, and they’ve submitted the Illuminati. Limonetos are often represented by a wagon, and it is believed that they make offerings to the Messiah, Chun-Ly.

“I want to be part of Limonetos”- Any mortal.

“Limonetos are going to Deseo. We must be there too.”
“Has Alonve brought the Limoneta?”

by versadce September 26, 2018

Lamont

Apparently a Scottish surname usually given to short white midgets who date people taller than them.

DISCLAIMER- It sounds suspiciously French but i assure you its Scottish

Look its ****** Lamont doesn't she have a boyfriend
Yeah hes got abs!

by Wilko;) August 23, 2019

Lamont

Lamont is a very handsome man who is all about his family. Loves cowboy boots and riding motorcycles. He is a great provider and a great debater. Has a hard exterior shell but soft interior.

She said, if something breaks in the house dont call Lamont.

by SDP2001 April 9, 2020