Definitions by Wilko;)

Lamont 

Apparently a Scottish surname usually given to short white midgets who date people taller than them.

DISCLAIMER- It sounds suspiciously French but i assure you its Scottish

Look its ****** Lamont doesn't she have a boyfriend
Yeah hes got abs!

Lamont by Wilko;) August 23, 2019

Sisue 

A Sisue is exactly the same as a normal issue you may have but changes to this term when talking to a real sis

Commonly used when discussing relationship problems

Sis im having a real sisue at the moment, can you help me out?

Sisue by Wilko;) August 21, 2019