by BearahSarah August 26, 2018
Get the Lsinda mug.Getting "Linda Cartered" is when you get so twatted (like Linda Carter on EastEnders, obviously), that you spend the night telling everyone they are ShitCunt arseholes, (or words to that effect) then piss your pants in public.
by Kaydux March 10, 2020
Get the linda cartered mug.Laindya is a loving and caring person. She can be shy at times but around family or friends she can be a bit loud. Laindya's can be mean at times but its rare. If you have a Laindya in your life you shouldn't ruin their trust and love for you. It doesn't matter to her if your her family or not if she tells you she loves you she means it and you should take it to heart. But don't let the pretty smile and deep dimples fool you, she has had her heart broken once or twice and if she tells you her feelings you shouldn't play her. Her is also good at keeping secrets and you should trust her that's how she knows she can trust you.She is a great person/friend/girlfriend. Although Laindya is a shy person if she tells you how she feels about someone that means you are a close friend and you should never let that friendship go. To date her on the other hand if she confesses to you her love you should keep it real with her. And NEVER EVER break up with her over a stupid reason or pressure her into a relationship. If you have a laindya in your life you can consider yourself lucky because i can tell you from experience that we love our best friend and wouldn't tried her for the world.
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by quiet_girl July 6, 2020
Get the laindya mug.A person who doesn’t want to be bothered all the time especially when they are in pain or having a bad day.
by ABMREAL1 November 8, 2020
Get the Linda SINDA binda mug.Landan is a really nice guy with green eyes and brown hair, he's pretty built. He ain't a simp, but females walk all over him. His cock isn't huge, its like 5 inches--but that doesn't stop him. He'll treat you like a queen, giving all the respect you want, but he won't pay for all your shit. You hit him, he'll hit back and say one of two things ("Equal rights equal fights" or "You wanna hit me like a man, then be ready to get hit like a man"
person 1: Do you know Landan?
person 2: no. who's he?
person 1: well, "Landan is a really nice guy with green eyes and brown hair, he's pretty built. He ain't a simp, but females walk all over him. His cock isn't huge, its like 5 inches--but that doesn't stop him. He'll treat you like a queen, giving all the respect you want, but he won't pay for all your shit. You hit him, he'll hit back and say one of two things ("Equal rights equal fights" or "You wanna hit me like a man, then be ready to get hit like a man" "
person 2: damnnnnn, so he one of the greatest, sweetest, most caring dudes out there. I need someone like him....is he single?
person 1: idk go ask him
person 2: no. who's he?
person 1: well, "Landan is a really nice guy with green eyes and brown hair, he's pretty built. He ain't a simp, but females walk all over him. His cock isn't huge, its like 5 inches--but that doesn't stop him. He'll treat you like a queen, giving all the respect you want, but he won't pay for all your shit. You hit him, he'll hit back and say one of two things ("Equal rights equal fights" or "You wanna hit me like a man, then be ready to get hit like a man" "
person 2: damnnnnn, so he one of the greatest, sweetest, most caring dudes out there. I need someone like him....is he single?
person 1: idk go ask him
by nadnaL November 16, 2020
Get the Landan mug.I was feeling like shit and out of dope so I rubbed a Linda lump and managed to shake back until I re upped
by Aswaja2020 December 3, 2020
Get the Linda Lump mug.Nice and caring person if find by you .You hold a dream everyone wants .And if you are Linda start rough with kids so they will be able to live alone when you are on a trip. Listen to LINDA :) :)
Take care to Linda and to the person who finds Linda
by Judeeey May 19, 2021
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