Flying a kite

To be high on ketamine.

I was totally flying a kite last night and I had the worst k-hole.

by monsieur kite December 25, 2010

flying a kite

Nylon toy believed to have been made over 3000 years ago. optimal pastime on a warm windy day

i was flying a kite around my beautiful malibu estate

by brad "b-rad" gluckman August 20, 2007

kite flyer

Someone who is a bit gay. someone who is linp. a ponce. a KITE FLYER

Lee: HEY SHAUN, YOUR SUCH A KITE FLYER

by ShaunDJ July 26, 2005

fear kite

A simple process in which person A screams in person B's face. Person B proceeds to run away (in fear) screaming like a maniac and such. Person A then begins to throw rocks and other assorted projectiles at person B (if there are no projectiles available, person A may follow person B around while he/she is running and punch them in the head). This process only works about 75% of the time.

I fear kited that whore Sam so hard last weekend.

by LOLNIKEKE April 09, 2006

Malees Kite

PREGO!!!! we all have problems when we get drunk!!!! thats ok....it happens to the best of us.

Thank you for everything and good luck with E! DoNT LeT IT HAPPEN AGAIN

I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!

Malees will soon be a twig.

by Melissa January 20, 2004

Kite Man

A very cheesy Batman villain, created in the silver age, a wacky time for comics. He was later, unfortunately, brought back by Tom King for Rebirth, with some people liking the decision.

Do you remember Kite Man? Ha ha.

by stewiestolemywashingmachine May 18, 2020

Flying kites

Slang for telling jokes or doing a comedy act.

I'll be performing at the Comedy Studio this Friday night and I'll be flying kites at 9 PM.

by Bobby Bou March 31, 2011