flying the kite

flahy-ing thuh kahyt-verb-when, in the act of anal intercourse due to a cycle of menstruation- the male lies on his back and female in the cow girl position, tugging on the dangling tampon string as though the wind were pulling the female away from the male.

flew the kite, will fly the kite, etc.

This chick is on the rag, so I'll be flying the kite tonight.

by dfc739 September 19, 2009

Super Loopy Kite Factory

The best factory.....ever. A Travis will have one, but denies it.

Hannah: Travis, when did you get a Super Loopy Kite Factory!??!
Travis: Uuuuh... What?

by Elizabeth T. Parke June 10, 2010

Flying a Kite

To allow one's thong to rise up to the lower back. Also Kite Flying. Usually associated with females.

Attención, brother– there is some high-tension kite flying over on the stools. Hope she's got a tight grip.

by M. Kenny May 9, 2005

Asian Kite Porn

"Asian Kite Porn" is by definition the act of three or more Asians (typically two men and a woman) utilizing or riding kites during sex and are filmed doing so. It's an ancient technique, kite sex. The first recorded act of kite sex was 300 A.D. in the small village of Kung Pau Poo in Southern China. Asian Kite Porn became a legitimate part of the adult media industry in the late 1930's and is still very popular in the Asian Fetish community today.

Uno -"Dude, those Asian's on the tube are having kite sex!"

Dos -"Dude, this s*** is straight f***ed up! But i can't stop watching it... it's so damn graceful!"

Uno -"Terrible word choice, dude... this s*** is majestic. I think I'm in love with Asian Kite Porn!"

by JTizzo September 24, 2011

Everything and a kite.

It means to encompas everything. Because we are never satisfied with what we get, so why not throw a kite in there?

This was from Ray Romano's book titled, "Everything and a Kite" (1998). He was describing what one of his twins said when Ray asked him what he wanted for his birthday.

I was going to the store to buy his birthday present, and asked him what he wanted.
He looked up from his cereal and said:

"Everything and a kite." (Romano129)

by Monster Hal August 7, 2011

Fly a kite

To waste time by drinking outside during daylight.

Hey bro, its nice outside today, you wanna fly a kite. Sure, I don't have shit else to do.

by LUVSIK June 3, 2010

Flying a kite

To be high on ketamine.

I was totally flying a kite last night and I had the worst k-hole.

by monsieur kite December 25, 2010