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silence! I kill you

Made famous by Achmed the dead terorist, this phrase became one of Jeff Dunham's most loved lines and is now used to express a burst of anger towards someone.
Joe: Man you realy should not be driving.
Moe: Silence! I kill you
by Jose Halapeno December 31, 2008
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Kill with kindness

To end rudeness from someone by being kind.
When Christofer Drew from NeverShoutNever was asked how he deals with haters he replied, "There is an expression, 'KILL WITH KINDNESS' that I use, so I just tell them I love them and move on with life."
by ilovetolove January 2, 2011
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Kill a bitch

A saying used by people whom are angry but are unable to follow through with any task or threat.
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by Never Outwit Me October 24, 2019
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Kellog Donkey Punch

Shoving a poptart up dude's ass then slapping him in the face
The bitch Kellog Donkey punched dude then ate the poptart out of his ass.
by Jasminmarie September 19, 2009
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Kill them with kindness

Describing polite, mannered, or dignified activities directed to someone who is curt, rude, or standoffish. This is a common practice when someone is rude solely to get a rise out of their target, or because they are being ordered to by someone else. The concept is that which such polite actions being reflected, the rude individual abandons the rudeness since it no longer gives the desired effect, or will enjoy the polite company and reflect it back.
My family can be a bit standoffish to new people, but you know, give them a little kill them with kindness.
by MJM1985 April 25, 2021
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Don Kill

Discarded fast food bags found on the road while driving, usually McDonald's, hence the name 'Don Kill'. From a distance looks like it may be road kill, but upon closer inspection you see that it is merely Don Kill.
Joe: Man watch out for that road kill coming up.

Dale: No it's cool, it's only Don Kill.
by dmac12 September 19, 2009
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Top Kill

A blowjob. When a girl's mouth is used to contain the gush of cum from your penis. Similar procedure to that used in the BP DeepThroat Horizon Oil spill.
You: How about a Top Kill?

Girl: Sure, baby! Anything to help save the environment! I love penguins!
by BP_CEO June 8, 2010
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