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Thomas Kerns

a complete and total bad ass nothing can stop him ever and all those who try end in death...
Rambo, chuck norris, hell boy
holy crap chuck norris is a total Thomas Kerns
by Gangstar December 14, 2008
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Kernersville

A place you've probably never heard of, Kernersville is an overly populated state in North Carolina. It's near Winston-Salem and Greensboro. Kernersville is the place where most people are accepted and two schools will fight over anything. It's where 21 and 22 year olds will meet up with their 13-16 year old girlfriend's at Skateworld or the Fourth of July park for a booty call. Kernersville is commonly known as "K-Vegas". Some main places are WalMart, the cheap ass movie theater, the Fourth of July park, and Skateworld. In Kernersville you're likely to see many vampires, emos, goths, country people, and old people just looking for a kid to fuss at. Kernersville is the place where kids will lose their virginity and then claim that their pregnant 3 days later. Honestly, it's probably got more drama than most other cities in North Carolina. Almost everyone in Kernersville knows each other, so when someone knows something about you...EVERYONE will know. Don't talk shit about one person because they'll get all of their friends to kick your ass! I actually don't recommend coming here unless you want to be bored to death and practically trampled by people twice your age.
Kernersville sucks. Enough said.
by IamSlenderhearmeroar November 29, 2012
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Kerning

Yo Steven was kerning yesterday
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Kernaghan

adj. the act of literally poking someone in the sweet spot.
I kernaghaned billy and he giggled.
by Sean Grube March 15, 2003
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kernodle

Verb : 1. to find offense in even conciliatory, harmless matters (i.e. the decorations in a room)
2. to accuse one of causing a mishap without proof or evidence that the individual in question is actually the perpetrator

3. to have an unhealthy infatuation with Super Mario
1. "Why did Benjamin leave the party early?"
"He began to kernodle about the painting you have."
"But the subject matter of this painting isn't even provocative!"
2. "She's only kerondling; her statement would never hold up in court!"
3. "She kernodles so much that she even picked a boyfriend who looks like Super Mario despite the fact that he is gross!"
by trustmeiknowwhatimtalkingabout November 13, 2011
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kernel kabob

When one covers their erect penis in caramel and sticks popcorn all over it.
When we got to the theatre I offered Sally some of my kernel kabob.
by kaptain kernel September 15, 2016
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Kerney Weezey

Old Scottish term meaning "good luck when you eat popcorn and get two full uncooked kernels in your mouth.
A. Ouch! There were two kernels in that bite!

B. Och, that's a kerney weezey!
by king_seamus February 7, 2018
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