Kelvi

It’s best friend is Amanda and they are the most annoying human beings

Urgh you are such a ‘kelvi’

by Unjikatona July 13, 2019

kelvin coleman

A very cute,smart, and talented guy who every guy wants to be and every girl wants to be with but most of the time he is in a relationship so girls call him a great catch and try to make him come to them; seeing to how he doesn't cheat on his girl guys tend 2 call him a "simp"

Kelvin Coleman is such a great guy.

by lilSHOWTIME3 October 24, 2009

keeve

the act of wasting a third party's time by interacting with a member of the opposite sex in a more than friendly manner. Keeving (though generally considered a negative activity) must happen on occasion for the universe to remain in balance

3rd Party 1-"Where is Adam? He disappeared and his car is blocking me in."
3rd Party 2-"I don't know. I think he is with that ugly girl from last night."
3rd Party 1-"Damn, that fool is always Keeving."
3rd Party 2-"Its true. He has always been one to keeve."

by genius102 February 20, 2011

Kelvin

That one fucking measurement of temperature that nobody uses.

It is 300 degrees Kelvin outside. Don't ask how I know that.

by Asriel🍆 December 6, 2016

Kelvinator

A person who is continously making "Biological Warfare" gas from his ass.

The Kelvinator is killing me with his poison gas.

by definitionalist August 15, 2011

Kelese

Big ass, big tits and one fucking great all round personality.

You: I'm going out with Kelese
Friend: You one lucky motherfucker

by roadmantrainee November 6, 2016

avada kedevra

The spell from harry potter which kills anyone.
Dubmledore: Severus
Snape: ...
Draco: Do it all ready!
Dumbledore: Severus. Please...
Snape: Avada Kedevra!

Dubmledore: Severus
Snape: ...
Draco: Do it all ready!
Dumbledore: Severus. Please...
Snape: Avada Kedevra!

by QuerkyBren June 8, 2015