jesus fucking kennedy

An expletive phrase linking and interfusing two individuals bound to the American psyche by their early deaths and cults of personality. The intermingling of the names punctuating a moment of intense frustration or hopelessness.

Jesus fucking Kennedy, is this traffic going to move or should we start building condos here!

by Andrew the Coiner March 19, 2008

Kennedy

Kennedy's are beyond gorgeous and get the guys with their stunning eyes, outstanding body features, and curvyness. They are crazy funny...They'll make you laugh til you piss your pants! Kennedy's aren't normally girly though. Mostly Tom boyish, but they care about their appearance. These girls are unforgettable with their bubbly personalities. You can't help but love them! They always speak their mind and don't care what others think of them. The great Kennedy's have blonde hair and blue eyes, and are VERY smart. Do whatever you can to keep a Kennedy:)

Example #1
Betsy: Whoa! I wish I was like Kennedy!
Sally: I know! She's so perf...*jizzes in her pants*

Example #2
Kyle: Brosef! Did you see that girl over there? I'd kill to get to know her!
Dannie: Dude, you wouldn't have a chance with that Kennedy. She's way too outta your league Bub.

Example #3
Gretchen: Kennedy is just so FLAWLESS! I mean just look at her... Pretty, and smart, and funny, and just so damn hot! I'd totes turn into a lap licker for her...

by The One Who Shall Not Be Named April 18, 2013

Kennedy'd

To be fucked in the three major orifices, as in the quote from JFK that he never really had a woman unless he had her 3 ways.

He sure Kennedy'd her upstairs at the party last night.

by Rotb September 3, 2007

John F. Kennedy

The best president this country has ever had.

That's really all there is to it.

by Ryan August 13, 2004

kennedi

KENNEDI!!!! Also goes by edi, and teddy. A fun, gorgeous girl with amazing style. She can make anyone laugh with all her stories and prank calls.... an amazing singer, and no one can hate her!!!! Everyone loves her <3 !!!!! Including all the guys, she better watch out!!!! She makes them throw up in a good way... And her eyes are rubies...
I LOVE YOU TEDDY EDI!!!!

kennedi's prank calls:
teddy: do you know who this is!!!
Playboy bunny: no
teddy: okay we will do it one more time!.... Hi yeah mandy
bear: Hi ken!
teddy: wanna go for a ride
bear: sure ken
teddy: hop in!!!

both: im a barbie girl in a barbie world......

by mandybearlove January 1, 2012

Kennedy

A pretty cool DUDE. He is in fact a dude. Kennedy is the dudiest dude in all of dudesville.

Kennedy is a real dude

by dudiestdude October 26, 2018

Ted Kennedy

A bloated pasty slog characterized by a fear of water and morality.

Ted Kennedy (Lardass Liberalis Extremis) is a species prone to serious migrational difficulties, a result of decreased navigational ability usually caused by the mass consumption of alcohol and may account for why the species is facing extinction. Expectedly, most experts agree that the planet as a whole will actually benefit from the inevitable extinction of this species and speculate that the “missing third bullet” has yet to do its work.

by secondarymotion December 29, 2008