Text 1 : Hey guys, would you rather spend your holidays
A) boozing with friends or
B) harming out with your family?
Text 2 : My bad, autocorrect karma, should have said "hanging out"
A) boozing with friends or
B) harming out with your family?
Text 2 : My bad, autocorrect karma, should have said "hanging out"
by Gronkage December 14, 2015
The act of looking for and picking up nails, screws, and other sharp objects when walking near or on streets and alleys, so as to help prevent oneself and others from getting flat tires. For best results, track your progress by keeping all found nails, screws, etc. in a jar.
I used to get a lot of flat tires until I discovered nail karma. I have two jars full of nails I've found!
by tomhartung September 21, 2009
I always have to park out in the boonies, but when I ride with Paul we're always in the front row. He's got some great parking karma.
by PaulieJr October 18, 2006
1 - Someone who is sick of waiting for others to get what is coming to them, and by becoming an "Agent of Karma", they then bring the consequences upon the other person themselves. Classification as the "Agent of Karma" makes it so that you are then not eligible for any bad karma to then be returned onto you.
2 - A noble way to justify revenge.
2 - A noble way to justify revenge.
I sent the nude pictures that I had of my ex-boyfriend to his entire office via email. Had he been nicer to me, I wouldn't have needed to become an Agent of Karma.
by Scarredpinky October 19, 2005
Karma police, arrest that man! He is talking in maths and buzzing like a fridge, and I believe he is a detuned radio(head.) And arrest that girl! Her Hitler hairdo is making me feel ill.
Oh, uhh...for a minute there I lost myself.
Oh, uhh...for a minute there I lost myself.
by funwillfunwill March 9, 2016
Faith is one of the greatest human beings anyone could ever ask for. She is so insanely sweet and nice. She would do anything for her best friends and family. She has a beautiful smile and her eyes are stunning to anyone. She has perfect hair and loves to be complimented. She loves to also text her best friends and hates it when they don't reply; but if you're talking to Faith, you will always want to text back. She has a great sense of humor and loves to pop jokes when she is with her friends. She will always have your back in whatever you do. Faith is also a good girl. She doesn't do anything bad and she promises to abstain sex until she is married and is ready for a child. Everything about her family is perfect. She will support you and listen to anything you have to say. If you ever try to hide something, she'll make you tell her. She is extremely good at school, and especially math. She is very confidence and has high self esteem. She is also very good at sports and is probably the best volleyball player in the world. She always smells very good. She loves music and likes about anything. She is a very talented singer and loves choir. She hates when people bite their nails and pop their knuckles. She is very beautiful and astonishing girl and has a great body. Although she regrets a lot of things, she knows she will have a great future. She will make you happy on your worst days. If you have a Faith in you're life, consider yourself to be one of the happiest people alive.
Friend #1: Did you see that girl today?
Friend #2: Who?
Friend #1: Karma!
Friend #2: Yeah, man! Karma is so nice and she helped me feel better today even though I barely knew her!
Friend #1: Yeah, Karma (the name) is soooo nice. All of them are!
Friend #2: Who?
Friend #1: Karma!
Friend #2: Yeah, man! Karma is so nice and she helped me feel better today even though I barely knew her!
Friend #1: Yeah, Karma (the name) is soooo nice. All of them are!
by idonames June 28, 2019
The female anatomy of Karma. Usually used when implying some sort of cause & effect scenario like...
"Karma's Kunt will be coming for those corporate Democrats come 2024."
Not unlike the female anatomy with teeth that tends to bite off rapists' 'member'.
All of those feckless pricks are going to regret not stepping up to do the right thing. Rather than doing the bidding of corporate America, they need to do as they were elected to. Otherwise, they are sure to face the wrath of Karma's Kunt.
"Karma's Kunt will be coming for those corporate Democrats come 2024."
Not unlike the female anatomy with teeth that tends to bite off rapists' 'member'.
All of those feckless pricks are going to regret not stepping up to do the right thing. Rather than doing the bidding of corporate America, they need to do as they were elected to. Otherwise, they are sure to face the wrath of Karma's Kunt.
The female anatomy of Karma is Karma's Kunt. Usually used when implying some sort of cause & effect scenario.
by FuckChauvinists ,Į,,^.^,Į,, November 29, 2020