by WebMasterP May 27, 2010

A cheesy, foul-smelling paste produced by a chronically unwashed vagina. Frequently, it will collect around the vulva where it waits to ambush the unsuspecting when panties are removed in anticipation of (usually oral)intercourse. Twat junk is commonly associated with various infections of the cunt and invariably forms pasty little pellets that may adhere to the labia or collect in the undergarments.
I hope Neil used a gasmask when he went down on Darlene. That girl's twat junk is just plain noxious!
by Blenderhead91 March 26, 2009

by bukowsky October 19, 2010

the sore spot (sometimes a bruise) caused by the thwapping of the male genitalia against either the thigh or its components.
by gingertonic March 15, 2011

by Dr. Bill Redthroate March 29, 2010

The act of elevating and placing one foot on a desk and centering the crotch area in front of a person's face.
by Ray Albright May 29, 2007

by Clackamas May 1, 2015
