junk shot

To strike someone in the genitals with a hand, foot, or object(s).

Oh man, I can't believe Fred hit Sheldon with a junk shot to open up the fight.

by WebMasterP May 28, 2010

twat junk

A cheesy, foul-smelling paste produced by a chronically unwashed vagina. Frequently, it will collect around the vulva where it waits to ambush the unsuspecting when panties are removed in anticipation of (usually oral)intercourse. Twat junk is commonly associated with various infections of the cunt and invariably forms pasty little pellets that may adhere to the labia or collect in the undergarments.

I hope Neil used a gasmask when he went down on Darlene. That girl's twat junk is just plain noxious!

by Blenderhead91 March 26, 2009

Junk Mail

See: Brett Favre

Hey Brett, no one really wants to see Junk Mail photos of your JUNK, okay idiot?

by bukowsky October 13, 2010

junk brothers

Two men who have had their genitalia touched by the same masseuse.

A: She gave you a table shower after your massage? Me too!
B: That makes us junk brothers.

by Dr. Bill Redthroate March 29, 2010

shoulder-junk

The act of elevating and placing one foot on a desk and centering the crotch area in front of a person's face.

Ray smelled the powder on my balls after I shoulder-junked him at his desk.

by Ray Albright May 14, 2007

Junk Trap

A sexless relationship going nowhere. Often nearly impossible to get out of.

Jim: "Dude, Andy is definitely not getting any from Annie. She's a total tease."
Joey: "Yeah. He's in a total junk trap."

by Rockport Pussywagon June 16, 2010

junk chunks

When fellatio is given by a highly inebriated woman who then, as the man is finishing, proceeds to vomit, or "blow chunks," on her partner's penis and testicles, i.e. junk.

Man 1: Duuuuuuuude. Sally totally gave Mike junk chunks last night. She was so wasted.
Man 2: Dope.

by DailyDoseDover November 04, 2015