Laughing Jackass

Someone who laughs a lot.

She's a laughing jackass cause she laugh way too much.

by Cath Roxy January 16, 2007

jackapp

An iphone jackass who knows "there's an app for that" with an inversely proportionate loss of critical life skills.

Joe: OMG! My fingers! I cut my fingers off!

jackass: Huh?! I'll check the apps!

Joe: Don't be a jackapp... call an ambulllllll... lllosing blooooo...

jackass: Hey... Hey, wake up.... OMG, what do I do? Come on, apps, tell me what to do... Oh no, no app! OMG OMG OMG

(jackapp ironically forgets the magical texting app-device is actually a telephone, as Joe lie dying on the floor)

Ain't cell-phone assholes great?

by The_Dingo November 6, 2010

jackanory time

In a group of friends or a 'gang' these youths will use the term 'Jackanory time' as a joke or some may even take it seriously, anything worth something of value is taken. Normally, handed back within a small amount of time.

example:
Friend 1 - 'What time is it?'
Friend 2 - ' It's Jackanory time!!'
Friend 3 - 'aha PEAK! '

by J1zzabell January 13, 2017

Jackass Trump

Trump's fetish of sticking his dirty hands into the asshole of a mule. In order to get the shit nice and warm to moisturize his very orange skin with his eagle nest hair soaked in the piss of all his enemies and the mule. After this event the mule proceeds in kicking his tiny microscopic balls into next century, giving him a full half centimeter erection.

Yo that mother fucking trump just recorded his fetish known as Jackass Trump. That shit gave me mother fucking tumor on my dick my heart and brain. Gave the video -2000 out of 10. Wouldn't vote again.

by Trump's doctor January 20, 2017

Jackamoe

Ridiculous and annoying person.

What a jackamoe!

by DillyBar000 December 13, 2018

Jackass Rednecks

A bunch of jackasses who drive trucks and flip you off down the road or you also see them out in the country causing hell yelling at you or their buddies while doing stupid illegal shit. If there names are Jeremy and Anthony and they live in Missouri stay away.

Hey man you won’t stick your ass out the window at the elderly woman and flip her off and ramp your truck.

Jackass rednecks I hate those fuckers.

by Kinglarsen84 February 14, 2019

Jackassery

Unnecessary chaos or stress caused by an imbecile or idiot.

When your co-worker is bitching in the break room about someone just ate the last donut and you just found out your roommate has coronavirus...
”Enough of this jackassery, I’m taking a sick day.”

by Tluv777 August 25, 2020