jackapp

An iphone jackass who knows "there's an app for that" with an inversely proportionate loss of critical life skills.

Joe: OMG! My fingers! I cut my fingers off!

jackass: Huh?! I'll check the apps!

Joe: Don't be a jackapp... call an ambulllllll... lllosing blooooo...

jackass: Hey... Hey, wake up.... OMG, what do I do? Come on, apps, tell me what to do... Oh no, no app! OMG OMG OMG

(jackapp ironically forgets the magical texting app-device is actually a telephone, as Joe lie dying on the floor)

Ain't cell-phone assholes great?

by The_Dingo November 6, 2010

jackape

A person who si aggressively stupid, often while performing physical antics.

When I went away for the weekend my roomate's jackape friends had a party and trashed the place.

by Jack Ape May 11, 2008

jackaphobe

Computer user who refuses to use a hard line connection.

Kids today are such jackaphobes.

by The Decorator May 10, 2018

Jackapoozin

When you’re ridin dirty through the streets

Damn Zach and Pooja are really jackapoozin hard. Corollin down the hood!

by Troolzthem March 23, 2022

JACKÅP

dude what the actual fuck is wrong with you spelling you stinky faggot

Person1: Hey Jackåp!
Jakob: Excuse me what the fuck?

by Globeraphy May 24, 2022

A Jackalpterodactyl

These be people who swoop in and do some knavery and ill-indented chicanery. They bare reptilian thinking in that they are heavy about themselves no matter the harm and pull knivieing schemes. They are opportunistic, cunning, and will bare a bib and eat your baby if you don't watch out! Though it's more likely they will steal your baby and hock it for drugs. They also scare easily but will attempt to methods like blaming you, gaslighting, saying you owe them, start crying, use your sympathetic response, guilt trip, and bargain to name a few.

Dude 1: Clarence got some chicks coming over with him.
Dude 2: They better not be a Jackalpterodactyl among them.
Dude 3: You know everyone's gonna hawk eye the honeys anyway.
Dude 2: Yall see one let everyone know on the DL.

by Shadowrunner24 May 19, 2024