An iphone jackass who knows "there's an app for that" with an inversely proportionate loss of critical life skills.
Joe: OMG! My fingers! I cut my fingers off!
jackass: Huh?! I'll check the apps!
Joe: Don't be a jackapp... call an ambulllllll... lllosing blooooo...
jackass: Hey... Hey, wake up.... OMG, what do I do? Come on, apps, tell me what to do... Oh no, no app! OMG OMG OMG
(jackapp ironically forgets the magical texting app-device is actually a telephone, as Joe lie dying on the floor)
Ain't cell-phone assholes great?
jackass: Huh?! I'll check the apps!
Joe: Don't be a jackapp... call an ambulllllll... lllosing blooooo...
jackass: Hey... Hey, wake up.... OMG, what do I do? Come on, apps, tell me what to do... Oh no, no app! OMG OMG OMG
(jackapp ironically forgets the magical texting app-device is actually a telephone, as Joe lie dying on the floor)
Ain't cell-phone assholes great?
by The_Dingo November 5, 2010