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Johnathan is a scummy adulterer who watches porn at the school shags members of staff and alternates between two women cause he’s an indecisive prick speaking on that subject his is very small
Oh Johnathan it’s so small!!
by Jefflikesmeff March 31, 2020
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hes my boyfriend , always will be :) i love him more then anything , he’s my only happiness and the reason i’m still here <3 he means so so much to me and i cant believe i got this lucky to get him as my novio :) i obviously don’t want him to die! but my wish is to be in love forever with him and die together peacefully :) i hope me and him can have kids when we are older! it will mean that our love will always keep going hopefully <3 i just love this man so much holy , he deserves everything he deserves the world he deserves so much love and i hope he is happy with me :) it’s okay if he isn’t one day . it might break me but aslong as mi novio is happy i will be happy <3 i just wish him the best i hope he is always safe and healthy i always wish that he is happy and loved bc he deserves it all :) mi amor i love you so so so so so much and i am so lucky to be yours and i’m so glad you’re mine :) we are together until the end & we might argue and struggle with our families sometimes but we will get through it together <3 i hope you know i care about your family even if they don’t like me , bc it will always be that way. and i know you care for my family and i love that about you , you care for me and them :) i lost my virginity to you , had my first kiss with you , first cuddles with you , felt happy for the first time in years. first boy to ever make me truly happy and feel loved <3 i love you so much johnathan , we will be together until the end <3 i love you. - ashley flores
ashley only loves johnathan flores <3
by ashley flores <3 September 21, 2021
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Johith is a Mandan
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johnathon

HE IS A BLOND HAIRED DICK
Man johnathon is a jerk
by OOOOOOOOf man October 10, 2019
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Johntism

A condition where a "John" acts dumbfounded and with little to no brain cells. He acts in the moment and says random things that make no sense whatsoever.
Person 1: Why did he just run it down my lane?
Person 2: Oh... he has Johntism
by Juniorin May 3, 2020
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Johnathon

Johnathon, a kid who won't take a shower. He's totally annoying and won't give me a break of his dirty mind! I go to school with him, (feel bad for me) and it's miserable! Okay, bye.
Johnathon needs to take a shower.
by Jaiiha June 6, 2018
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Johnathan dick

Example:Johnathan dick small like a bean
by Clemmy coo May 29, 2018
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