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Get the johnathan (gay verison) mug.the guy that never calls you back after going on a safari with you and enduring blistering sun and cold rain.
"oh man i went on a safari the other day with this really hot guy"
"really? How'd that go?"
"IDK he's such a johnray"
"really? How'd that go?"
"IDK he's such a johnray"
by monagreen February 1, 2009
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Pharmacist: Dude that white guy just parked in my parking lot without paying
Person: Oh he's a total Johnathan
Example 2
Customer 1: You saw that man who couldn't afford cotton balls?
Customer 2: Oh yeah he's probably a Johnathan
Pharmacist: Dude that white guy just parked in my parking lot without paying
Person: Oh he's a total Johnathan
Example 2
Customer 1: You saw that man who couldn't afford cotton balls?
Customer 2: Oh yeah he's probably a Johnathan
by kuntigyal June 11, 2018
Get the Johnathan mug.A non-physical character created for an episode of M*A*S*H during the series early years. Johnathan Tuttle was fabricated by the character Hawkey during his childhood as an imaginary friend. Hawkeye used the name Jonathan Tuttle to help Trapper and himself smuggle supplies to an orphanage. Hawkey promoted Johnathan to a captain. Over the course of the episode the whole camp was lead to believe they all knew and had a cherished friendship with Captain Tuttle. The Tuttle situation got out of hand and in the end Hawkey killed off Johnny.
Jonathan: Druid, Doctor, surgeon, Saint, and friend.
The name can be used in an context relating to fake people.
Jonathan: Druid, Doctor, surgeon, Saint, and friend.
The name can be used in an context relating to fake people.
Person one: Where were you?
Person two: I was having lunch with John.
Person one: Who?
Person two: You know Johnathan Tuttle?
Person one: Have I met him?
Person two: Of course, you met yesterday while you were doing that thing.
Person one: Oh yes now I remember! What a nice guy!
"That's a real as Johnathan Tuttle!"
Person two: I was having lunch with John.
Person one: Who?
Person two: You know Johnathan Tuttle?
Person one: Have I met him?
Person two: Of course, you met yesterday while you were doing that thing.
Person one: Oh yes now I remember! What a nice guy!
"That's a real as Johnathan Tuttle!"
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Get the johnastan mug.A beautiful girl who will go out of her way to make you feel special. She will be a different type of girlfriend to make you feel glad that you have her. She will help you if you need help. But if you make her angry, she’s a force not to be reckoned with. She’s a nice girl once you get to know her. She is smart and intelligent in her own way. She can be annoying but in the end you still love her. She’s a lovable girl. If you were find a johnairis in your life, keep her.
Johnairis is a girl
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