turtle jacking

When you are fingering a girl's ass and find the head of a turd. You manipulate the turd in order to hit regions otherwise unattainable by a finger and bring her to orgasm.

Being finger deep in a girl's ass and pushing around the turd to get her to orgasm.

by Anderson and Wakefield June 3, 2005

jackington

1. a Snobbishly aloof person.
2. High-class; exclusive.

The origination of this is from an episode of the simpsons where Bart defends Lisa from a student at a high class private school:
Bart: "Back off Jack!"
Rich Kid: "It's Jackington."

Take a look at that jackington double-parking his benz.

by Kevin M August 23, 2006

jockin

1. to copy a person in style or any other thing
2. when a person likes a person and is all sprung and can't help talkin about that person

1. Look at that girl, she's totally jockin your skirt.
2. All the boys are jockin about that new girl.

by *Alisheeya* September 16, 2007

jacking a deuce

The pleasurable act of delaying ones bowel movement by slowly releasing ones turd and gradually sucking it back inside repeatedly.

Driving down I-5, I had to poo so bad that when I finally found a toilet it seemed a shame to let it go all at once so instead I decided to opt for pleasure by jacking a deuce.

by Vince Perry May 22, 2005

Pole jockin

someone who follows after a trend, just because everyone else does it or one who knows nothing about a thing but claims to be an originator or even a co-creator, basically someone fake,fraud,not real

You know how my nigga was talking about putting his hat in his shirt and rockin his own style, well this pole jocking ass nigga Timmy came to school doing the same shit.

by Jack"Fly-Boy Ace" Boykings December 9, 2007

jolking

The activity of taking a jog-cum-walk. Jogging primarily and walking once exhausted.

Evan: I was just jolking down the road, I'm done with mile of jolk, non stop!
Erik: That's great, man... Doing such a workout regularly, will get you that toned body in no time...!

by Sankdadude December 3, 2014

Jacking Black

The act of masturbating whilst really high so that when you jizz all the blood rushes from your head and you black out. May be hard to achieve.

Also called Knocking Off.

X: "Ben and I tried Jacking Black last night"

Y: "No Way! You guys are crazy! Any success?"

X: "Yep, I totally Jacked Black!! Ben didn't manage to though. It really isn't easy!"

by Jacking it in San Diego April 18, 2015