death metal jobby

the process of excreting whereby excrement is expelled at high velocity, with intermittent short blasts of anal gas, the sound produced closely resembling "death metal" style blast-beats, performed by such bands as The Berzerker, Nile, Decapitated and Mortician

Righty ho then! I'm off to take a death-metal-style jobby!!

by chris lewis/ seamus bradd July 16, 2003

Big fat jobby cake

When someone you know, e.g. A peer, takes a dump on your personal belongings on your birthday. Also he then smears it in.

I can't believe what happened on my birthday dude, Stewart took a big fat jobby cake on my brand new macbook pro .

Totally gutted.

by jobbycake July 17, 2016

I'm off to the loo for a wee jobby

To go to the toilet for a piss or a small sheit.

Oy lad, I'm off to the loo for a wee jobby!

by ForgeDMD May 6, 2005

Jobbie cowken peely-wally boaby bitin puggie twat bastard

The Scottish equivalent of fuckmonkey.

Aye fok off ya wee jobbie cowken peely-wally boaby bitin puggie twat bastard

by The Insult Man November 21, 2022

Jobby

Jobby... the definition of a big fat shite that's also a ghoasty

I've just took a brunny jobby

by Deanno October 8, 2023

Jobby

A hobby that becomes more like a job.

Watering the yard started off as a hobby but it's become more of a jobby.

by Cavebilly January 21, 2024

Jobbie

Scottish slang for shit.

Ya stupid, jobbie !!!

by Dr.Pricks July 28, 2022