jackbutt

Replacement for jackass, with one qualification: It sounds very... gay.

What a jackbutt...no, I don't mean he's an ass-f**ker .. -_-

by Biographer October 4, 2006

jackoff-a-saurus rex

A male who is an addict to jacking off all the time

OH EM GEE my name is louie naioleari and i am a jackoff-a-saurus rex

by louie naioleari November 26, 2007

JackSucksAtGeography

A youtuber associated with JackSucksAtLife. JacksucksAtGeography makes amazing weekly GeoGuessr Content! The man himself might be gone since a new being named turd boi420 ended him

Guy 1: Have you seen Jacksucksatgeography play geoguessr?
Guy 2: No, He's bin long gone, We all miss him since then.
Guy 1: Well I can't study how not to be good at geography.
Guy 2: It's ok Just play some geoguessr.

by LuxembourgBall September 13, 2020

Jackology

The study of masturbation.

I have my PHD in Jackology.

by Chamby86 May 8, 2008

Johnstown Jackoff

to have a homeless man help you masturbate, and during your climax said homeless man takes a shit on your chest

Bill: "OMFG!!! that johnstown jackoff was the best"

Jerry: "ya thank god he was a semi-clean homeless man"

by The Pi Guy17 September 26, 2009

Jackoffasaurus

uber douchebag, someone who is begging to be slapped in the nuts but you cant so you call them a Jackoffasaurus.

Also the better form of calling someone a jackoff.

Or someone who jacksoff to much.

Billy:Dude Your Shirt is gay.
Sean: stfu you Jackoffasaurus.
Billy:*Cries
Alex:Nice dude

by Sean Wheeler January 14, 2008

saint jackolas

a devious one, most likely to be found on a checkers board protecting Sir Blanket of Neverland. not a very good guard in fact, as the scent of small children (male more likely) will easily lead him astray. will corner anyone he can and ply them with Jesus Juice.

"an angry bugger, always up for a chase, and never leaves without his prize" - Rob McLean

by failure33object April 22, 2005