Your wife: "Hi honey...my, you're home late. What did you do today?"
You: "Jack."
Your wife: "How was your day at work?"
You: "What? Where's my dinner?"
You: "Jack."
Your wife: "How was your day at work?"
You: "What? Where's my dinner?"
by Nick D February 25, 2004
Someone:That person is so jack jack
by asdfasdfasdf October 09, 2006
Jack has Beautiful eyes that can always make you smile. Jack is someone who can make you laugh. Jack is caring and is still trying to find himself. Jack is adventurous. Jack is loving.
I like you, Jack.
by Long day April 04, 2018
Type of dance popularized by early House music. Popularized by the song, "Jack Your Body" by Steve "Silk" Hurley. Not to be confused with Farley "Jackmaster" Funk..
"It's time to Jack"
"Jack your body"
"There were up there, Jacking. It was all, Ouija this, and wobbly that"
"Strung out, I jacked all night to the music"
"Jack your body"
"There were up there, Jacking. It was all, Ouija this, and wobbly that"
"Strung out, I jacked all night to the music"
by Komplizert June 30, 2012
1. Drunk, intoxicated, inebriated, particularly in a beligerent fashion.
2. To steal, either covertly or by force any item.
2b. To rob at gunpoint, as one would a bank or convenience store.
3. Cheated, robbed, deprived of an ammount of money or property via a complex scheme or confidence game.
2. To steal, either covertly or by force any item.
2b. To rob at gunpoint, as one would a bank or convenience store.
3. Cheated, robbed, deprived of an ammount of money or property via a complex scheme or confidence game.
1. Dude, I was so jacked, I could hardly even stand, and I told him, "fuck you bitch," and that was when he kicked me out, and it was all fuzzy after that, but I just woke up in a ditch.
2. I jacked his sun glasses while he wasn't looking
2b. He jacked a McDonalds by an off-ramp, and we don't know what state he's in right now.
3. Dude, are you gonna tell the cops how we got jacked?
2. I jacked his sun glasses while he wasn't looking
2b. He jacked a McDonalds by an off-ramp, and we don't know what state he's in right now.
3. Dude, are you gonna tell the cops how we got jacked?
by Teh Pope April 09, 2005
Short British wanker with a shrimp dick and long 5 inch forehead. Usually used as an insult or as a substitute for the scientific word, wank.
"Look at that Jack over there"
"Im gonna jack off my long hard 10 inch pussy penetrator to this hot hoe I creeped and found online"
"Im gonna jack off my long hard 10 inch pussy penetrator to this hot hoe I creeped and found online"
by JamalWithThe9Inch March 08, 2017
by high as a kite April 20, 2004