jack dylan grazer

An angel on earth

Who is Jack Dylan Grazer?
Thats an angel on earth

by straightnotfound November 21, 2019

Captain Jack discount

Loosely related to the "five finger discount".
When software, movies, music, etc. is acquired through piracy.
Captain Jack refers to Captain Jack Sparrow of the "Pirates of the Caribbean" films.
The "Jack" part of the name is also a play on the word "jack" or "to steal".

"I saw that program on TV! Doesn't it cost hundreds of dollars?!"
"Not with my Captain Jack discount!"

"There's thousands of songs on your iPhone! You must have financed Steve Job's funeral yourself by buying these on iTunes!"
"iTunes? HELL no! I got these off the internet with my Captain Jack discount."

by BumBumBubblegum October 31, 2011

The Bl-jack Death

an incurable illness brought on by too much exposure to the dark side of the internet, symptoms include trauma, uncontrollable flashbacks, nausea, insomnia, paranoia and psychosis.

"man everytime i sleep i keep seeing images of that dead guys dick with a nail through it, i think iv got the bl-jack death"

by Bljack death sufferer November 27, 2012

jack diddley

jack squat, diddley squat got together one night and fell into a black hole===the result they *really* came up with nothing!

Even less than nothing, voidier than empty

I didn't to jack diddley last night cause I had squat for brains

by flippytale January 16, 2004

jack daniels

Prime Tennessee sipper. Has a golden brown color, and the apparent consistency of water. Tastes like shit, but gets the job done.

I went over to my buddy's house, and then his parents left, and then we shot at cans with a BB gun, and then we put the gun away, and then we split a handle of jack daniels, and we sat in his basement for like two hours watching X-Files, or some shit like that, but I don't remember the episode, because I was drunk. Good times.

by underage drinker October 2, 2005

jack daniels lesbian tenesse asshole fun

when a girl poors jack daniels in another girls asshole and then drink its out.

my friend and her girlfriend did this in from of me. then i tried it to. it tasted like shitty jack daniels. then i fucked em both. good times. this is the jack daniels lesbian tenesse asshole fun.

by hotpieceofass February 22, 2009

jack disease

A condition popularized by Robin Williams's role in the movie _Jack_. A person with the "jack disease" is an ugly, ugly 20-something who looks like they're fifty. To be avoided at all costs.

Damn! That Swiss girl is fucking ugly; she has jack disease!

by Javier Hdz May 19, 2006