dale cloud

a real child preadtor and just stares at the thick girls ass
if you want to meet his email is dale.cloud @ lebanonct.org
dale cloud danger if you see him run
by pxscii February 05, 2020
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vag clouds

The puffy walls of soft cloud like substance some girls have inside their vaginas that grips yo dick like a suction cup and makes smashing them amazing and tight af!

Not all girls have vag clouds some are empty holes filled with spiky hard shit or large empty pits.
Dam bro that girl last night had mad vag clouds! pussy was so tight! cam like a mofucka!
by JyahC April 25, 2017
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cloud punch

When you accidently penetrate the toilet paper being used to wipe your asshole, and sink a digit into your Poo-cavity.
Just cloud punched my dumper, now I've got human poop on my finger.
by VICERN January 14, 2014
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bitch cloud

Bitch cloud (noun)- a cloud comprising of many different deodorant sprays that makes you gag when it gets in you nose/eyes/mouth.
To bitch cloud- to spray unnecessary amounts of deodorant
To be bitch clouded- when you find yourself in the middle of a bitch cloud.
Two people walking down corridor
Person 1: *gag* what is the smell?!
Person 2: aww man! We just got bitch clouded!
by iconenthusiast March 20, 2013
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Cloud Baller

Cloud Baller,

Typically a man in his 30's who has been successful in the so called "Cloud" Software space.
Guy : "Wow dude nice shoes, have you won the lottery?"
Guy2:"No man I am a cloud baller"
Guy: "Ah yes, that makes sense, I live in a caravan I sell dated technology"
Guy2 "That is so 1999"
by Randombandom August 23, 2013
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cloud talk

saying things or planning things you dont actually intend on doing, often brought about by an extended period of staring at the various shapes that clouds make
in the simpsons, the bullies were making cloud talk about removing the head of the statue of jebediah springfield, but were mad when it actually happened
by hauntedfox August 25, 2009
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cloud nine

1). Heaven
2). A Utopia of pleasure
by Zenocide February 18, 2004
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