ingirlfriendo

When a geek or dork implies or brags that he has a girlfriend in any sort of indirect way.

"I'm going to watch the LOTR trilogy with my girlfriend this weekend."
"Dude, that was a total ingirlfriendo"

by dryice February 24, 2007

inverted turk

To perform analingus upon oneself.

In the extended outtakes for the Lassie television show, Lassie can be seen performing the inverted turk at many junctures.

by roy a miller March 26, 2008

Inverted Traffic Cones

Female legs that are big in the ass & hips but taper down to scrawny calves. Often found with high-heeled shoes on the end of them, belonging to a woman who really doesn't need to be wearing that mini-skirt.

A: Check out the badonkadonk butt on that ho in the dark slacks. I would definitely tap that.

B: Not so fast. I saw her out last night at the club and she was sportin' a pair of Inverted Traffic Cones.

by BeeGeeA January 18, 2010

invervant

adj: A Canadian term for a state of listlessness. Lacking vigor, drained of energy.

It's been a long mother of a semester and now I'm feeling utterly invervant.

by Technoslave August 19, 2010

Inverse Ghostbuster

While a woman is seated on the toilet to urinate she spreads her legs. This is when the man standing in front of the woman seated on the toilet begins to urinate between her spread legs into the toilet while she urinates as well.

"Alright there's only one stall and we're out of time. I guess we're just gonna have to pull an inverse ghostbuster. Try not to cross the streams!"

by Skeeotay October 21, 2012

Inverted Okie

When a farmer boy performs analingus at the bottom of a grain silo.

That Jeff gave me a right good rimjob last night! It was quite the inverted Okie back at his farm.

by venuscameback August 14, 2016

Inverness, FL

A speck of shit in the black hole that is, Citrus County. Quite possibly the 7th Circle of Hell. Where old people go to torture the youth and haunt them after they've passed away in their fancy double wide while watching Murder She Wrote, eating a TV dinner, and yelling at a cat they thought they saw pass their screened window. Where the younger people destroy what's there then complain about how shitty it is and everyone's parents are sleeping with everyone else's parents.

However, you can find the young and old mingling on the common grounds of Coaches, The Loft, and High Octane. The only establishments worth a damn in the whole God forsaken county and what are they? Bars. Beautiful "Get me fucked up" watering holes. But beware of herpes and the clap.

GO CANES!

I hate you and wish the worst for you. Go to Inverness, FL.

by Eric0311 September 23, 2017