by Ballkouch October 20, 2022
the worst fucking game ever, like seriously. its literally so fucking boring no joke, if genshin impact was a person itd be the most bullied person and for good reasons. genshin impact fucking sucks
by kiiborealholyshit March 18, 2021
A copy&pasted game from honkai impact mixed with botw that has literally almost the same character designs with edits.
It is also filled with a community who are obsessed with a new underaged looking female characters and occasionally mommy type of female that comes out every update that gets their 4 inch weewee hard
*probably the reason why most people quit genshin*
It is also filled with a community who are obsessed with a new underaged looking female characters and occasionally mommy type of female that comes out every update that gets their 4 inch weewee hard
*probably the reason why most people quit genshin*
by I dont regret a thing April 28, 2021
a chinese-made RPG anime game that cause you brain-cancer, x treme trauma and mental disorders plus headaches
by normaldude_fromSanFrancisco October 10, 2022
"yeah I spent some money on Genshin Impact, how much? $1723946, i didnt want to spend much on the Hutao banner
by derrick fan October 24, 2022
by Meluhn March 30, 2021
Genshin Impact is a free-to-play, pay-to-win Zelda BOTW clone. Aka Generic JRPG #8272. Made in China. I didn't get sponsored, so I can say that everyone fucking hates it. Including me. Even though I play it every day and simp for a character in it.
Alternatively, the game is called the following:
No Father Figure Simulator
Twitter: When the Anime is Game
Touch Some Fucking Grass - Anime Edition
Failed Attempt to Post Hentai In China
botw clone
And of course,
Down Bad Simulator
This game has been making the rounds since the start of the pandemic, as miHoYo, or Hoyoverse, or whatever the fuck they're called right now, clearly saw it as a way to cash in to the down bad.
This game is a black hole for your money, your sanity and your grass-touching time. And there are mechanics designed to stop you from NOT playing.
Also, I have to say that the community is an absolute piece of fucking shitty garbage. Too many examples.
Are they slightly better than the Dream community?
I hope. At least there's no yaoi fanart of some real people around these parts, all we get is some loli shit. Is it better? Your call.
Simply put, don't play the game. Installing it will result in complete loss of Gigachad privileges. And if you do decide to play it, stay the FUCK away from the community.
Also, fun fact: Simping eventually leads to being down bad, and you know what that leads to?
Fapping. Of course.
Alternatively, the game is called the following:
No Father Figure Simulator
Twitter: When the Anime is Game
Touch Some Fucking Grass - Anime Edition
Failed Attempt to Post Hentai In China
botw clone
And of course,
Down Bad Simulator
This game has been making the rounds since the start of the pandemic, as miHoYo, or Hoyoverse, or whatever the fuck they're called right now, clearly saw it as a way to cash in to the down bad.
This game is a black hole for your money, your sanity and your grass-touching time. And there are mechanics designed to stop you from NOT playing.
Also, I have to say that the community is an absolute piece of fucking shitty garbage. Too many examples.
Are they slightly better than the Dream community?
I hope. At least there's no yaoi fanart of some real people around these parts, all we get is some loli shit. Is it better? Your call.
Simply put, don't play the game. Installing it will result in complete loss of Gigachad privileges. And if you do decide to play it, stay the FUCK away from the community.
Also, fun fact: Simping eventually leads to being down bad, and you know what that leads to?
Fapping. Of course.
'Bro, you play Genshin? Sorry, I meant No Father Figure Simulator. CRINGE.'
==
"what the fuck dad im trying to fap to ayaka"
'YOU PIECE OF SHIT I'D RATHER HAVE YOU MASTURBATE TO SOME NORMAL HENTAI WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO SOME GENSHIN GARBAGE GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY HOUSE AND GO GET A FUCKING JOB'
==
''Ew, you installed Genshin Impact! You're banned from the Gigachads permanently.''
"look im not one of those toxic review bombers ok"
==
'Son, what the fuck is this? You bought 95937722749 of these... Genesis Crystals?'
"It's for my Genshin wife, Ayaka."
'...I should've told your mom to get an abortion. Wait, actually, it's not too late for one.'
-father takes out an ICA19 Silverballer and goes pew pew-
==
"what the fuck dad im trying to fap to ayaka"
'YOU PIECE OF SHIT I'D RATHER HAVE YOU MASTURBATE TO SOME NORMAL HENTAI WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO SOME GENSHIN GARBAGE GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY HOUSE AND GO GET A FUCKING JOB'
==
''Ew, you installed Genshin Impact! You're banned from the Gigachads permanently.''
"look im not one of those toxic review bombers ok"
==
'Son, what the fuck is this? You bought 95937722749 of these... Genesis Crystals?'
"It's for my Genshin wife, Ayaka."
'...I should've told your mom to get an abortion. Wait, actually, it's not too late for one.'
-father takes out an ICA19 Silverballer and goes pew pew-
by corruptphoton May 8, 2022