ikea

where brave souls venture never to return, will give you free L-wrenches. taze anyone who says they are going.

man: im going to ikea
wife: NO! DONT
man: I must, please remember me

by shreggs September 16, 2019

a swedish furniture maze with great food and furnitures that come in 234718924612789 milion pieces or more.

'yesterday, 7 packages each containing 1418241293487 pieces each came to my door. it was from ikea.'

IKEA

a giant maze with meatballs at the end

I went to IKEA three days ago and came out yesterday.

by phan crap February 19, 2017

a big ass store that literally has everything

wiw IKEA is thicc

by tony.STANK October 20, 2020

IKEA - Sweden Furniture company. Zhan Yeskendir - most popular cupboard from catalog.

- Did u see my IKEA cupboard?
- No way! That's Zhan Yeskendir shit!

by d.amangeldy November 22, 2021

A furniture store in America that white people go to buy desks and candles for a good deal

I went to ikea and got this desk and candles for a really good price

by Ish2000 January 21, 2016

A funny place were you can find Blahaj

I’m going to go to IKEA to get a Blahaj

by Blahaj lover June 16, 2023