Hydro child

A baby who is made out of 100% pure water. If a hydro child is let out of the freezer, it will melt.

That hydro child be frosty.

by Chillcucumber35 June 6, 2013

hydraulic tits

When a girl squeezes her arms close together to make her breasts look larger usually in a picture.

Did you see kaylas hydraulic tits on her snapchat story?

by -anomynous July 11, 2015

hydrohesion

The experience of when your napkin comes up with your glass as you look to drink from it.

Billy was all that with his date until he had a hydrohesion with his drink.

by Countercorkscrew May 17, 2018

hydrosynthesis

When one stands in the shower like a vegetable as if the water will give you energy while scrolling through Tik Tok in a comatose state. This is a great time to put a bar of soap up your ass

Karen: Hey Courtneigh, why did you take four hours in the shower you stupid whore

Courtneigh: I was doing my hydrosynthesis you fucking boomer
Karen: Shove a bar of soap up your ass you unclean thot

by dinowaffle666 November 11, 2019

hyden

hyden is very cool. he is super cool. and awesome. he's the coolest. i am hyden, and i am cool.

look thats hyden
no its not hyden is pooping
oh yeah he always poops!

by ##Swagpocolypse. October 4, 2020

HyDka’s Law

A player of less intelligence/skill level Is always more likely to win.

Ex:
Player 1: I’m gonna fight this guy

Player 2: OMG WATCH OUT FOR HYDKA’S LAW

by HyDka’s Law February 7, 2021

facebook fire hydrant

When you have a facebook account and someone, usually a signifcant other, or someone that wants to be held in a higher postion in your pecking order feels the need to post, like, or make comments on your facebook page constantly in order to "mark their territory".

Akin to a dog "marking his/her territory" like a fire hydrant with urine.

Dennis: "I hung out with Shannon the other weekend and we had a good time."

Dennis: "But, she's left several comments and posts on my facebook page since then, it's kind of annoying."

Jeremy: "Archetypal facebook fire hydrant my friend..."

by Timothy Wizard Tebow December 17, 2011