Otherwise known as "the Schmuck Chair". The husband or boyfriend just sits there in the only chair in the women's section looking like a schmuck, because there is nothing else to do.
Lilly would say "just wait for me while I try these clothes on... there, in the husband chair..you know, Schmuck chair".
by Mo Budak January 5, 2009
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by Tickle me Purple May 6, 2009
Get the Husband mug.A man who is married yet forgets he’s married whenever he is at work. He never calls his wife to let her know if he’s going to be late, leaving her to wonder when she may be “lucky” enough to have him home. His children stop asking when he will be home because they are so used to him being late. Then when his wife gets upset by it he sends his wife stupid photos of the cat because he’s emotionally retarded.
Wife - “Dinner is ready”
Deadbeat Husband -“Oh about that...”
“Here’s a cat photo, see you in an hour”
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“Here’s a cat photo, see you in an hour”
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To be used in place of boyfriend, man friend, significant other, or partner.
To be used in place of boyfriend, man friend, significant other, or partner.
"My not-husband got me the prettiest bouquet of flowers yesterday for my birthday." "I'm thinking about getting my not-husband concert tickets."
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"Where's Sean? He's supposed to be my darts partner tonight!"
"Man- Jenn caught Sean fucking around with Kourtney. He's a lame duck husband from here on out!"
"Man- Jenn caught Sean fucking around with Kourtney. He's a lame duck husband from here on out!"
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