hooker hot

A girl that is attractive, but in a slutty kind of way. A low level porn star, great body, okay face, someone that you would definitely sleep with, but probably wouldn't want to introduce to your mother.

Man, look at that chick's tits! She is hooker hot!

by Jwblack6 July 23, 2007

Bionic Hooker

Often applied to a hooker that has restored function or enhanced abilities due to the integration of some artificial component or technology. It is not the same as a stuffed hooker, a prostitute that was so popular after her death that the pimp decided to stuff her, so that she would not rot.

Man1: Maria the harlot does the best handjobs ever! Man2: That is because her arm is artificial. She is a binoic hooker, you know? Man1: That explaines the inhuman cardio on that bitch. I have problems getting it hard and she rammed it for hours. There was two other guys getting services at the same time actually.

Woman: I wish Adam Jensen was real, and also a bionic hooker. He is so sexy!

by Nematodirus helvetianus June 23, 2015

hooker sandwich

the act of having sex with two hookers (or more) at once; especially if you stack them up like a sandwich.

I bet you're hungry for a nice hooker sandwich!

by Shit_4_Brains August 26, 2007

Hooker Code

Code that is problematic and causes application instability (application "goes down" often).

"Did the site go down again? Yeah, Jim must still have some hooker code in there."

by Wynadorn July 29, 2013

Hooker with a penis

A song by Tool.

"Hooker With a Penis" is Maynard's reaction to a teenage boy who accused him of "selling out".

by Kel June 3, 2004

dead hooker

Riding in the trunk of someone's car due to lack of room.

Erika's tiniest, she gets to ride dead hooker.

by mei0023 April 6, 2005

Hooker Face

The morning after you wake up from a night of partying still wearing your makeup and reeking of alcohol. Normally, your makeup has been smeared, and you look like a hooker at the end of a long night.

Tom's party was great last night! I woke up with a massive case of hooker face this morning.

by Atrsoco7584 March 15, 2009