hockey dad

The Opposite of a Soccer Mom

Soccer mom < Hockey Dad

by Kinist August 12, 2005

Hockey Ass

The firm smooth buttocks created by a combination of playing hockey 6 days a week and weight lifting Hockey ass is best flashed from under a towel first thing in the morning with the accompanying "woo hoo" sound. Hockey ass has also been known to be vital in accompanying a leg lift fart. Hockeyass needs to be admired by a female who lurks around corners waiting for its appearance. The owner of the Hockey ass often brags about its superiority and makes fun of others whose aren't as good as theirs

"That is one hot hockey ass"

by disathome May 9, 2010

honkey mo fo wa

a honkey being a white person or persons. mo fo being a mother fucker, and wa lest but not last being a wanna be. together honkey mo fo wa ,white mother fucking wanna be.

step your ass back honkey mo fo wa !

by mikey1969 January 11, 2009

boo honkey

Southern slang used for the word butt.

Git down off that fence or I'll git yer boo honkey with my flip flop!

by Teh Sus May 5, 2008

rack hockey

when you play with a girl's boobs

Man, I was playing rack hockey all night yesterday.

by The Aviatorist April 29, 2011

Hockey boy

Fucking fuckboys all girls should avoid. At all costs. Flirting is dangerous. The hair can be magical, the abs are great, they’re hot, they’re great at flirting, and they’ll fuck You over like you ain’t shit, they’ve got other puck bunnies to fuck.

Girl: I just wish there was a nice hockey boy who was ACTUALLY NICE and not a dick after a week or a month.

Friend: me too but they don’t exist.

—3 days later—

Girl: I’m in love with the sweetest hockey boy ever he’s not like the other jackasses

Friend: give it time

—3 weeks later—

Girl: *buring pictures and cryin* HE WAS SO NICE THO

Friend: hate to say I told you so

by Pick bunny December 29, 2018

Swamp Honkey

A white trash male or female; most likely the spawn of inbreeding resulting in webbed fingers/toes...

Used as an insult towards caucasian people who behave or speak in ways that reflect trailer trash habits...

Tiffany is such a Swamp Honkey, she drinks budweiser through a straw between her missing front teeth

by Lovely Jones June 12, 2011