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Hollister Life Crisis

A type of mid-life crisis where persons over the age of 18, but usually in their mid-20s to early-30s, start to freak out that they are aging and not getting any younger, so they compensate by wearing Hollister Co. clothing. Bear in mind that Hollister Co., by the company's own definition, sells apparel targeted to the 14 to 18 year old age demographic. So when you see that creepy 27 year old guy walking in the mall wearing a Hollister Co. t-shirt, try not to laugh too hard. He's just having a Hollister Life Crisis.
Mike had just turned 25 years old and started freaking out that he was no longer "young and hip" like the teenyboppers. He felt if he wore some clothing like the kind his 15 year old little brother wore, he could recapture some of his youth. So he went to Hollister Co. and bought some new outfits for himself. He thought he was cool, but most of the high school kids thought he was a creepy old dude trying to act young. He was having a Hollister Life Crisis.
by D.L. Crosse January 5, 2009
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Hollister

Hollister is a "preppy" store which opened its doors in 2000, in the Easton Town Center in Columbus, Ohio. Its parent company is Abercrombie. Hollister clothing is known to be cheaper than AF, mainly because the first Hollisters were taking all profits away from Abercrombie (this is called "cannibilism").

Hollister, or HCO, embodies a laid-back Californian lifestlye. They haved ranked top in Teens' Top Clothing Brands.

Logos: SoCal, a seagull, HCO

Fictional story: Hollister claims to be founded by J.M. Hollister in the 1920s.

Hollister is infamous for their clever advertising tatics. They print their name on the clothing, thus subtley (or not so much -_-)spreading word about Hollister.

Their stores are often made to mimic a beach party. They are dark, reeking of prefume, and loud. Lounge chairs and magazines are provided.

Well known for wrinkly/destroyed jeans.

Aimed at the pre-teen to early teen population.
I got this tee shirt at Hollister the other day.
by Origami October 25, 2008
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hollow earther

Scientifically illiterate conspiracy nuts who somehow believe the Earth is hollow in its middle, that there is a gaping hole in both poles that lead inside, where other species would supposedly live. They think NASA , and the governments of all the countries of the planet are in on this seemingly purposeless, and physics defying lie.
He's a Hollow Earther, don't bother trying to reason him.
by Ouimaisnon100 September 23, 2016
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Hollick-kenyon

Quite possibly the hottest piece of ass you will ever see. When you see him you are immediately attracted to him and want to give him a blowjob. He deserves everything in the world and has the power to have sexual intercourse with anyone.
I wanna fuck that hotass Hollick-kenyon
by Hoolick fanboi January 30, 2019
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Hollin Stewart

A beautiful sweet and caring lesbian. She is the definition of a bottom. She loves snails and kittens. She is brilliantly smart. She is a very talented person who has amazing art skills ( way better than her girlfriend, Lauren) Hollin Stewart is funny and adorable. She has beautiful eyes and her smile makes your day. Her girlfriend Lauren loves her so much. But be careful ... Lauren is protective and will fight you if you try to steal Hollin Stewart away from her.
Lauren: Dang I love Hollin Stewart so much
Hollin Stewart: That's kinda gay
Lauren: No u
by ThotMcbot June 2, 2019
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Hollow Knight: Silksong

by a human guy March 10, 2022
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great hollow middle school

Where all the drug dealers live, half go to East, half go to west. From every kid either drinking or smoking in the halls, the amount of vape pens u would find outside are crazy. If I had a dollar for every person that pressured me to vape, I would have all the money in the world. Some kids are innocent and the sports are meh, but when u have friends that go to west or East and u go to opposite high school. Damn that’s sad. It’s a meh school
Yo do u go to great hollow middle school
Yeah
Give me weed
by Ggmomo March 8, 2020
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