Hobosexual

Hobosexual

Definition; A homeless person who will perform sexual favors for a place to charge their phones,use wifi, eat and sleep.

"It's so embarrassing that Tyler is such a hobosexual,he doesn't even care that everyone knows."

by Toohardforthefrontyard April 26, 2023

HOBOSEXUAL

Basically someone who is dating or trying to date someone so they can be fed “Free” food.. either it be on a date or Uber-eats! With no intentions further besides the free meal. A BUM. It isn’t gender Exclusive.

Yeah this chick keeps hitting my DM’s so I can take her out on a date..but she giving HOBOSEXUAL VIBES..

by DEZtheDESTROYER December 12, 2023

Hobosexual

A person who dates only for place to live.

I hear J.D. is dating Trish? Yeah bro, he's been livin there for a month. That dudes a Hobosexual!

by for profit fuq February 16, 2017

Hobosexual

A woman or man who has a pattern of moving in with a new male or female hook up too early in their relationship. Their relationships have a pattern of moving in with a hook up, becoming serious with them too fast so they can avoid being homeless & alone, & ruining that relationship. They might have a roster of male or female friends on their phone they use for casual sex or validation just in case their main relationship fails. A female or male hobosexual who lacks honesty, integrity and self esteem will cheat & lie to the person they choose to move in with. This subconsciously forces them to find a new person to have sex with so they can have a place to stay. This cycle keeps repeating because they depend on the male or female validation of their lovers instead of loving themselves. Hobosexuals can suffer from mental health conditions, trauma, narcissism, a lack of self-awareness, and a lack of self-worth.

Every hobosexual is capable of being alone, happy, honest, and a better person. Once they stop the pattern of hopping from dick to dick for a place to stay, they can move into their own apartment and live there completely alone without depending on relationships as a source of housing when there is no foundation of real love, friendship or respect.

by bestreadsbestkarma February 19, 2025

Hobosexual

A man or woman who enters a relationship in order to avoid homelessness.

Gary is such a hobosexual. Hes only with you coz he has no where else to go girl, make sure hes attracted to you and not your tenancy agreement!

by Blackpoolbrown September 29, 2022

Hobosexual

A person who enjoys taking people out on dates that expect the following:

A person who expects to get their hair and nails done before the first date or during the talking/dating stage.

A person who thinks they deserve a fine dining meal for the first date.

I'm a hobosexual, I enjoy helping out the less fortunate, I know I'll never see them again but I love buying hair and nails to make them feel nice.

by B.C. Definitions November 24, 2023

Hobosexual

A person who is exclusively attracted to homeless people.

I saw Johnny at the shelter last night, I think he might be a hobosexual.

by Andy Howerson August 19, 2016