hobby blatte

Anyone who thinks they're a Blatte and tries to act like a wannabe gangster, these people are usually White.
dude1 "akta bre"
dude2 "sluta leka blatte"
dude1 "jag är hobby blatte pucko"
by hobbyblatte120 October 20, 2018
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Hobby Jobber

Someone who treats their hobby as it were a career. Often these people proclaim how awesome they and their hobby/job are, but they can't pay the bills under that way of life. Hobby jobbers frequently are people like volunteer firefighters, volunteer emt, musicians, artists that take every opportunity to pat themselves on the back for their hobbies. They often are on food stamps, welfare and income tax ballers.
Did you see that facebook post from that hobby jobber at the fire department? She pretends like she does all this amazing stuff, but she can't even take care of herself and her 3 kids. Free school lunch, free health care, food stamps. She should probably worry about getting off probation and getting a real job,.
by Recycling Hoes February 01, 2017
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Slipping Off the Hobby Horse

Meaning to relapse. Also someone trying achieve something but is failing to do so. Often referring to how someone is doing in there life overall.
Danielle keeps slipping off the hobby horse, she can't seem to get it together.
by Jeff Sley December 12, 2011
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hobby craft

A british version of hobby loby where everything is overpriced yet many people still buy there paint brushes for £15!!!!
Friend 1: hey you want to go to hobby craft

Friend 2: no coz I'm BROKE NOW COZ I BOUGHT TO MANY POM POMS!
by The real smol bean July 09, 2020
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Hobby Colonizer

Outsiders who join a hobby solely to change it to fit their standards without actually enjoying it. They ignore pre-established rules and expect others to follow their new ones without question. They attack fans and creators for anything they deem "abnormal" and engage in brigaded attacks against those who don’t conform. They have no problem threatening violence or sending death threats, believing their actions are justified.

Despite pretending to be inclusive, they reject any culture outside their own. When called out, they always play the victim and claim it's proof the hobby needs "fixing." They manipulate online engagement by botting Facebook likes, Twitter shares, and Reddit upvotes to create a false sense of support.

Most emerged during and after the 2020 pandemic when lockdowns gave people too much free time. While some pre-2020 cases existed, they were mostly confined to Tumblr. They can be identified by posts mocking hobby norms that receive thousands of likes, yet most replies disagree, exposing the botting.

When confronted, they typically:
- Play the victim
- Use ad hominem attacks against fans
- Trivialize the situation (often exposing their hypocrisy)
- Threaten violence against those who disagree
Fan: wtf happened to anitwt bros cant even have a waifu anymore
Hobby Colonizer 1: “Waifu” talks in 2025. We can watch anime without all dat extra weebo shit😭.

Also Hobby Colonizer 1: Said weebos found this tweet and calling me slurs very on brand for the social rejects
Hobby Colonizer 2 with Powerpuff girl pfp: Notice how all the people getting upset at this have little anime girls as their pfp
Hobby Colonizer 3 (with their entire profile dedicated to otaku hobby): We should eliminate “otaku” as a concept, it’s holding anime as a medium back
Fan: Shut up tourist
Hobby Colonizer 4: This ain’t an anime ret**d I’ll knock you tf out
Hobby Colonizer 5: what a loser THIS GUY STINKS PEEEEEYUUUUUU
Hobby Colonizer 6: Imagine getting this mad over fucking cartoons LMAOOOO (He was policing and attacking people over said cartoons)
by PomuHub February 17, 2025
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hobby dollars

Hobby Dollars are money spent on things that get classified as an investment but in reality have a very low probability of making any sort of return whatsoever. Instead, people spend Hobby Dollars for entertainment and the ability to participate in a culture outside of their actual carriers. This can be seen clearly in the Equestrian Industry.
A - "Hey, I just invested $100,000.00 in a new a horse! "
B - "You mean you just spent $100,000.00 in Hobby Dollars. You and I both know that horse is never going to pay for itself."
by Pyned September 24, 2015
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micro hobby

A hobby you spend hardly any time on, but that you claim because you bought the gear.
Bottom says he’s taken up bodyboarding, but it’s just a vacation micro hobby.
by Bottom Ford September 28, 2010
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