Headass

Someone who says something total dumb/stupid

Jearnne: Ginny shut your headass up!!!

Jearnne: “Olivia where’s the Statue of Liberty?”

Olivia: “in Washington DC”
Taylor: can you all shut your headasses up!!!!!

by Jesusismyhusband June 22, 2018

headass

Used to describe someone who tries to be deep and profound, but ends up making a point that's obvious, stupid, or self-defeating.

Dave's headass self was lecturing us about the exploitation of women while eating wings at Hooters

by ommni March 5, 2018

Headass

A headass is someone who has their head shoved so far up their ass, that they are not able to think straight and all that comes out of their mouth is pure shit.

"damn, donald trump is such a headass"
"i know right he is such a piece of shit"
"haha lol ikr"
"haha who the fuck says lol anymore you absolute fucking cheescake"
"who the fuck says cheesecake as an insult you headass"
"oh yeah if im such a headass then i might as well kick yours"
"that made no fucking sense okay dude just calm down"
"youre right its just that im so tired of hiding my feelings now"
"wait kevin what do you mean"
"alexander i love you"
"oh kevin i love you too"
and then they got married the end

by KnightofTime August 23, 2018

headass

a person does or says something stupid untrue you can also be called a headass for being gullible

Friend 1: are you sure you can carry that cooler
friend 2: yeah this is very light
"cooler spills"
friend 1: headass

by saltyhobo64 August 23, 2018

headassery

when two people are so in love, they show it off by doing/wearing things that make them seem like they’re the only ones for each other

Those two are headassery because they wore the ‘kind &&’ quenn’ shirts!

by sketchyyzzzzz September 17, 2018

Headass

Kobe

my names Kobe and im a headass

by anonligma September 24, 2018

Headass

The action of being so rude or annoying
The description of an extremely unpleasant person

Shutup you headass bitch.
This man is such a headass

by Mangomonarch September 29, 2018