hipster doorbell

Walking up to your friend's door and calling their cell (from your cell) to be let in. This is often because you're both lame hipsters living in cheaper apartments/

The front buzzer hasn't worked for years. Just use the hipster doorbell and I'll come down to let you in.

by locke61dv February 13, 2009

Hipster

Definitions are too mainstream.

Hipster's can't be defined because then they'd fit in a category, and thus be too mainstream.

by Stormageddon Dark Lord Of All October 7, 2011

hampster cannon

Occurs when anal sex is being performed and the recieving mate farts

Oh God That Hampster Cannon is Horrible !!!

by Adonis Rosalle May 20, 2005

Hipster Speedball

Drinking espresso, or other coffee shop drinks, while smoking marijuana.

I am going to stop by the Bean Fiend tonight, hang out on the back deck, for a quick Hipster Speedball before I ride my fixie downtown to check out Hadag Nachach. You've probably never heard of them.

by ObservingSCAD September 22, 2011

hipster

A pretentious, self-indulgent, usually a 20-to-30 something that believes because they posses a college education, particularly within the Liberal Arts & Sciences, that they are somehow more "enlightened" than the rest of society. The hipster in most instances falls within the "talker" side of society as opposed to the "doer" side, as defined by the Conservative/libertarian economist Thomas Sowell. Hipsters are fond of using terminology such as "misogynist" "androgynous" "feminist" "racist" and other "progressive" or "enlightened" politically cultural marxist or left-wing catch phrases meant to denote the feeling that "they care...YOU don't" "they are intelligent....YOU aren't." The irony to hipster logic, is that, despite often being described as having an appreciation for the "ironic" the hipster doesn't understand that whether a particular trend is mainstream, or counter cultural, that they are still buying into something that is marketable, despite the "dumb sheeple" that continue to buy into the mainstream. Their "brand" is just as altogether marketable and fashionable as Mainstream trends. Urban Outfitters, and other retailers are still making money off of the hipster's self-righteous dissent. The above said definition isn't meant to apply to all individuals that self identify as being a hipster, it is merely a generalization.

An assumption amongst the hipster is that all individuals that do not partake in their cultural charade are intellectually or socially inadequate or inferior, alluding to their self-righteous sense of grandiosity.

by Steel Reserve November 6, 2012

Hipster blog

A type of blog generally frowned upon on Tumblr consisting of pictures of slutty teenagers in Indie clothes. Occasionally making triangles with their hands. Hipster staples include cut-up mom jeans, cross necklaces, Vans, and galaxy leggings. They also love to take selfies holding Nutella. Some examples of hipster blogs are glitteryglitter, unic-whore-ns, wasted-sluts, and h-i-p-s-t-e-r-i-f-f-y-i-n-g.

I JUST GOT MY GALAXY LEGGINGS! I'm going to take a picture and put it on my hipster blog!

by Nutella is so good omg May 13, 2012

Elitist Hipster

Hipsters (yeah, fucking hipsters) who think they aren't hipsters, because they are educated, rich, spoiled, pretty, and of course, better than hipsters. However, they are nothing but useless fucking hipsters.

Elitist Hipster #1:"I hate hipsters, they are gross, drink beer, and they don't shower."

Elitist Hipster #2: "Yeah, I bathe once a week to save water, because I'm an annoying piece of shit elitist hipster. Pass the Two Buck Chuck....."

by yup345 October 20, 2010