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Happy horseshit sunshine

Phrase used to describe fluffy, Pollyanna-type things that have no value other than to make people feel good.
Who wants to read all this happy horseshit sunshine in the paper? Give me some real news.
by MT_Editorial January 3, 2009
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Happy Slonac

The act of lying naked in bed with another person and not touching them; restraint from contact is meant to produce a euphoric sensation. In reality, the sensation is one of taking a mallet to one's own genitals.
"Did your date go well, Jimbo?"
"It was outstanding! We ripped it up on the dance floor at the Baden-Baden Club, and afterwards, we headed back to my place for a Happy Slonac! I think she's a keeper..."
by Gription October 23, 2012
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happy slappy

To pleasure oneself until you orgasm, or being wanked off/ pleased by someone else
Jessie gave John a happy slappy during class... What a slut
by Langston Doobs October 10, 2016
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Happy biscuit

Classic Bryan, after losing his girlfriend, hes always the happy biscuit.

Fucks sake Yannick, stop being happy biscuit, and start sucking cock.
by DipYourPussyinNutella November 2, 2019
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happy bitchday

Your bestfriend's birthday.
It's my bestfriend's birthday. Say happy bitchday to her!
by bitches in da house August 29, 2020
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happy the birb

a loyal and chirpy fren who has stuck by his owners for years and years. such a blorb. always enthusiastic about millet and constantly gets annoyed by his little sister Lucky. the best bird in the world.
E: Happy the birb is the cutest birb in the world. I hope he stops biting me though
by yousillygoose March 2, 2021
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Happy Sugar Life

Innocent name, not so innocent show.
Its a story of a girl who's never felt love before but found a pure innocent little girl that has shown her love, this may seem innocent but bear with me. She took her love a little too far and kidnapped that same little girl and would kill or commit crimes to protect that feeling of love
Man, honestly I had no idea Happy Sugar Life was even psychological horror I thought it was gonna be yuri or something
by Jeramuse December 10, 2021
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