Handsome Jack 

The villain of Borderlands 2
Also the most handsome of all
And the funniest of all

Handsome Jack: Hey! How -- ah these pretzels suck...
Players 1-4: Hashuahshahehaheh

Handsome Jack by KALABUSH February 19, 2017

Handsome Nick 

Probably the most handsome man you will ever see.

Hey you see that Handsome Nick? He's so handsome

Handsome Nick by Kmart Man August 26, 2018

Handsome girl 

The opposite of a pretty boy. A girl who wears suits or cowboy boots.

The girl who worked at the ranch with the cowboy hat nine sizes too big and the cowboy boots about nine sizes too big was a handsome girl.

Handsome girl by Solid Mantis August 3, 2019

Handsome Squidward

He is the most sexiest and coolest person in the world, he is soooo hot and his big butt chin describes how much he loves you. Hes very good in bed and wants to be your sugar daddy. People can tend to get jealous of his charm, And he will turn you on like a light switch.

Handsome squidward is my daddy!

Handsome Squidward by Cecebear February 9, 2022

Handsome Jon 

Same as above:
An extremely handsome male who stands above the rest and is called John or Jon, therefore making them handsome Jon

Jon specifically cannot have the last name Arnold. Having, or being referred to as Arnold at any point makes a Jon ineligible for the title of Handsome Jon

Wow, look at that guy Jon, he's so handsome it's Handsome Jon

Handsome Jon by not Arnold April 10, 2005

Handsome Woman

A very attractive woman.

Deborah Che is such a Handsome Woman!!!

Handsome Woman by Pretty Man April 10, 2007

Handsome Jim 

Obtusfation related to highly qualified data driven scruffy yet amiable medical device engineers.

Next is a brief Handsome Jim technical overview on the promotion of intrinsic conduction.

Handsome Jim by Iwannabelikericky May 13, 2011